Next time #POTUS threatens to wipe out a #civilization, I'm going right into RobinHood and buying #stocks when the market dips.

[lydie@tech.lgbt]

Next time #POTUS threatens to wipe out a #civilization, I'm going right into RobinHood and buying #stocks when the market dips.

#TACO is so predictable at this point, that day trading could work.

I'm going to try this. Next time POTUS tweets about someone's obliteration, I'm going to buy $200 of some DJIA stocks.

EDIT: So in 2 weeks when it looks like WWIII all over again and markets dip, I buy. When he TACOs, I sell the next day.

EDIT2: I'm really happy that he TACOs a lot. Especially this time. If he followed through and became a war criminal, the world would be much worse off. Being that as it may be, the oligarchs are the ones winning, every time.

[mms@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@Lydie basically this https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sf5i2h/i_think_hes_gonna_do_it/ ?

[lydie@tech.lgbt]

@mms Yup. I'll get rich next time

[pinkmoon@tech.lgbt]

@Lydie @mms What #POTUS is doing here is market manipulation. There’s definitely a pattern to this.

[chessert@mastodon.online]

@Lydie

He’s already a war criminal, but yes.