<![CDATA[Next time #POTUS threatens to wipe out a #civilization, I'm going right into RobinHood and buying #stocks when the market dips.]]>Next time threatens to wipe out a , I'm going right into RobinHood and buying when the market dips.

is so predictable at this point, that day trading could work.

I'm going to try this. Next time POTUS tweets about someone's obliteration, I'm going to buy $200 of some DJIA stocks.

EDIT: So in 2 weeks when it looks like WWIII all over again and markets dip, I buy. When he TACOs, I sell the next day.

EDIT2: I'm really happy that he TACOs a lot. Especially this time. If he followed through and became a war criminal, the world would be much worse off. Being that as it may be, the oligarchs are the ones winning, every time.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/8deb89bd-feb8-440d-8919-c0df2e5f5975/next-time-potus-threatens-to-wipe-out-a-civilization-i-m-going-right-into-robinhood-and-buying-stocks-when-the-market-dips.RSS for NodeWed, 15 Apr 2026 10:52:48 GMTWed, 08 Apr 2026 09:42:30 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Next time #POTUS threatens to wipe out a #civilization, I'm going right into RobinHood and buying #stocks when the market dips. on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 11:21:44 GMT]]>@Lydie

Heโ€™s already a war criminal, but yes.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/chessert/statuses/116368821737562905https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/chessert/statuses/116368821737562905Wed, 08 Apr 2026 11:21:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Next time #POTUS threatens to wipe out a #civilization, I'm going right into RobinHood and buying #stocks when the market dips. on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 11:17:56 GMT]]>@Lydie @mms What is doing here is market manipulation. Thereโ€™s definitely a pattern to this.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/ap/users/115646169538027211/statuses/116368806822774398https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/ap/users/115646169538027211/statuses/116368806822774398Wed, 08 Apr 2026 11:17:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Next time #POTUS threatens to wipe out a #civilization, I'm going right into RobinHood and buying #stocks when the market dips. on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 09:52:10 GMT]]>@mms Yup. I'll get rich next time ๐Ÿ˜†

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/Lydie/statuses/116368469548607422https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/Lydie/statuses/116368469548607422Wed, 08 Apr 2026 09:52:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Next time #POTUS threatens to wipe out a #civilization, I'm going right into RobinHood and buying #stocks when the market dips. on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 09:46:56 GMT]]>@Lydie basically this https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sf5i2h/i_think_hes_gonna_do_it/ ? ๐Ÿ˜œ

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/mms/statuses/116368448948412832https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/mms/statuses/116368448948412832Wed, 08 Apr 2026 09:46:56 GMT