#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
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#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A man (50s?) is wandering through a paddock, towing a wheelie bag of golf clubs behind him.
A curious cow inspecting his progress with a snort and a headshake. Mountain bike riders circling around him.
Clubs rattling as he goes.A teen (13?) is idly cycling through the city on a bike. A fishing rod tucked under one arm. Tackle box strapped to the back. Expression chill.
Two burly men (20s?) are leaving a card and board game shop armed with decks of Magic the Gathering cards.
Crowing to each other of EPIC wins and devastating defeats.
Huge grins.
Parting ways in a car park with cheerful promises of vengeance next week at the rematch.A teen (13?) and Mum are heatedly debating the merits of different types of peanut butter.
Mum likes crunchy.
Teen has the ick.
Teen wants expensive.
Mum's suggesting he go make his own out of gold plated nuts.
Dad putting a GIANT jar of Nutella in the trolley while they're both distracted.Mum is telling a young human (8?) that he should spend his pocket money on something healthy this week.
Young Human is aghast.
Young Human is OFFENDED.
Young Human looks at Mum and then at the chocolate aisle, then at Mum again before saying: "But that DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!"(Continued Below)
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#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A man (50s?) is wandering through a paddock, towing a wheelie bag of golf clubs behind him.
A curious cow inspecting his progress with a snort and a headshake. Mountain bike riders circling around him.
Clubs rattling as he goes.A teen (13?) is idly cycling through the city on a bike. A fishing rod tucked under one arm. Tackle box strapped to the back. Expression chill.
Two burly men (20s?) are leaving a card and board game shop armed with decks of Magic the Gathering cards.
Crowing to each other of EPIC wins and devastating defeats.
Huge grins.
Parting ways in a car park with cheerful promises of vengeance next week at the rematch.A teen (13?) and Mum are heatedly debating the merits of different types of peanut butter.
Mum likes crunchy.
Teen has the ick.
Teen wants expensive.
Mum's suggesting he go make his own out of gold plated nuts.
Dad putting a GIANT jar of Nutella in the trolley while they're both distracted.Mum is telling a young human (8?) that he should spend his pocket money on something healthy this week.
Young Human is aghast.
Young Human is OFFENDED.
Young Human looks at Mum and then at the chocolate aisle, then at Mum again before saying: "But that DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!"(Continued Below)
Any typos spotted in this post were highly amused on overhearing a peanut butter debate last night at the shops. If typos spotted, they'll be having peanut butter on their breakfast toast and listening to the sound of birds singing and the city waking up through their living room window.
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Any typos spotted in this post were highly amused on overhearing a peanut butter debate last night at the shops. If typos spotted, they'll be having peanut butter on their breakfast toast and listening to the sound of birds singing and the city waking up through their living room window.
Also, if anyone would like to order a copy of Tiny Moments of Joy for Mother's Day, I'd say today and tomorrow are the last days to guarantee you'll get your copy in time. https://www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments-of-joy
Or if your Mum's more into humorous detective stories set in post-Tudor worlds with pirate detectives and exploding priests, there's always OverLondon too!: https://www.swashbucklerpress.com/overlondon
Thank you for reading my promotional twaddle!


@georgepenney
O great, now I want some peanut butter.
The dutch smooth variety. But l'm 5 minutes away from going to bed, my teeth are clean and there is no peanut butter here right now. Well, tomorrow is another day.

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#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A man (50s?) is wandering through a paddock, towing a wheelie bag of golf clubs behind him.
A curious cow inspecting his progress with a snort and a headshake. Mountain bike riders circling around him.
Clubs rattling as he goes.A teen (13?) is idly cycling through the city on a bike. A fishing rod tucked under one arm. Tackle box strapped to the back. Expression chill.
Two burly men (20s?) are leaving a card and board game shop armed with decks of Magic the Gathering cards.
Crowing to each other of EPIC wins and devastating defeats.
Huge grins.
Parting ways in a car park with cheerful promises of vengeance next week at the rematch.A teen (13?) and Mum are heatedly debating the merits of different types of peanut butter.
Mum likes crunchy.
Teen has the ick.
Teen wants expensive.
Mum's suggesting he go make his own out of gold plated nuts.
Dad putting a GIANT jar of Nutella in the trolley while they're both distracted.Mum is telling a young human (8?) that he should spend his pocket money on something healthy this week.
Young Human is aghast.
Young Human is OFFENDED.
Young Human looks at Mum and then at the chocolate aisle, then at Mum again before saying: "But that DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!"(Continued Below)
@georgepenney gold plated nuts

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