SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
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SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.
@cstross
Just have French and UTC?A strange clock.
If you shake an old mains clock, that uses a synchronous motor, as you power it up you can sometimes get it to go backwards.
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@cstross I think you underestimate the opportunities for improvement. It should drift, possibly by a random amount that differs for each user, so as to require periodic resetting. This would obviously be accomplished by the rotation of a knob that moves the hands. Since the mode for using that knob disengages the drive mechanism from the hands, it should directly move them in a strictly mechanical and purely circular fashion.
@ddgulledge @cstross Thanks, I hate it.
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@cstross I think you underestimate the opportunities for improvement. It should drift, possibly by a random amount that differs for each user, so as to require periodic resetting. This would obviously be accomplished by the rotation of a knob that moves the hands. Since the mode for using that knob disengages the drive mechanism from the hands, it should directly move them in a strictly mechanical and purely circular fashion.
It also should have a Vetinari Variable Tick cadence, just for some pure audio flair.
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SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.
@cstross timezones: like this. Several of the demonic things.
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SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.
@cstross @vasilis has some more beauties like this: https://vasilis.nl/clocks/
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@cstross timezones: like this. Several of the demonic things.
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SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.
@cstross I suspect this is legal grounds for justified manslaughter.
Or maybe even straight up murder.
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SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.
@cstross it looks like an adhd clock
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SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.
Well I'm autistic and now I'm dead.
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SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.
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SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.
@cstross@wandering.shop only the fediverse could come up with something so lovingly unhinged
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SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.
@cstross now do a stopwatch
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SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.
@cstross
Oh God. I wonder if it would be possible to make a purely mechanical gear train to produce these movements, at least for hours and minutes? -
SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html
Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.
pretty sure that micro$oft teems uses this clock to help schedule multi-timezone meetings...
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