When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
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When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
These days, Microsoft releases graphs like this
@thomasfuchs They changed the image on the site, but it’s still available here: https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow
I find this absolutely insulting. The fact that Microsoft deems it appropriate to publish this utter slop tells me volumes about what they think of their readers.
It’s also heartbreaking. I learned so much from learn.microsoft.com way back when.
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When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
These days, Microsoft releases graphs like this
@thomasfuchs The “Time”(?) axis is labelled “Tiꦟ”…?
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When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
These days, Microsoft releases graphs like this
@thomasfuchs @edeverett Best diagram to explain “continvoucly morging” IMHO
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When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
These days, Microsoft releases graphs like this
@thomasfuchs you know what this reminds me of? i collect random bootleg items and often times they use flavor text stolen from other things, and then retyped manually by people who don't speak english. so you end up with shit like this:
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@thomasfuchs you know what this reminds me of? i collect random bootleg items and often times they use flavor text stolen from other things, and then retyped manually by people who don't speak english. so you end up with shit like this:
@thomasfuchs this is the best example i could find online, but i'm sure i could pull something out of my collection that's *far* worse
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When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
These days, Microsoft releases graphs like this
@thomasfuchs "The Dyslexia of Graphics"
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When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
These days, Microsoft releases graphs like this
@thomasfuchs $ alias morge="git merge"
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When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
These days, Microsoft releases graphs like this
@thomasfuchs poor Tim
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When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
These days, Microsoft releases graphs like this
@thomasfuchs And Nadella wants us to stop calling this slop
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@thomasfuchs They fixed the image but IA caught it.
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(web.archive.org)
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@thomasfuchs
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@nygl @thomasfuchs you need to do it going backwards in Tinm
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@thomasfuchs did they just take the original (https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/) and run it through an image generator?
@colincornaby @thomasfuchs I was thinking ai and with this it definitely makes sense. Plus this is likely copyright violation!
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Well, first you need two bottles of industrial lube, a goose, and a bag of pretzels.
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I think it's a haiku and they wanted to stretch the sillable count so they made up a word. It's a mood thing, a-la jabberwocky.
Bugfix from rel, branch
Continvoucly morged back
into development
All jokes aside continvouclious development is all the rage these days.
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@nygl @thomasfuchs
TIRED: covfefe
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@thomasfuchs you know what this reminds me of? i collect random bootleg items and often times they use flavor text stolen from other things, and then retyped manually by people who don't speak english. so you end up with shit like this:
@GroupNebula563 @thomasfuchs Ahh yes, the Four Stooges of Britain.
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When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
These days, Microsoft releases graphs like this
@thomasfuchs looks suspiciously similar to this https://jeffkreeftmeijer.com/git-flow/
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When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
These days, Microsoft releases graphs like this
@thomasfuchs You're not wrong about this but, I mean, it's Microsoft.
Stuff that looks like this is their jam.
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When I was in my early twenties I read The Visual Display of Quantitative Information from Tufte and agonized over making charts great for users.
These days, Microsoft releases graphs like this
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io Bad OCR / image generation fail. It's clearly the git flow method. I think they were trying to morge this: https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/
