I have an idea, hear me out: Instead of letting Elon Musk launch 1,000,000 data centres into orbit, why don’t we launch Elon Musk into orbit as a warning to all the other Bond-villain billionaires in the world.

[aral@mastodon.ar.al]

I have an idea, hear me out: Instead of letting Elon Musk launch 1,000,000 data centres into orbit, why don’t we launch Elon Musk into orbit as a warning to all the other Bond-villain billionaires in the world.

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@aral@mastodon.ar.al there's a titanic in the sky, and only Elon can visit it! Go, Elon, go! Visit that great titanic waaaaay up there in the sky!

[edendestroyer@solarpunk.moe]

@aral and force other billionaires like him to listen to a curated playlist consisting of pro-union and and communist/socialist propaganda music while they're going into far reaches of space.

[nando161@partyon.xyz]

@aral #eattherich #fuckthesystem #anticapitalism #antifascism #classwar #antinazi #antizionist #antinationalist

[aral@mastodon.ar.al]

@f Removing the tumour to save the patient isn’t cruel to the tumour, it’s kind to the patient.

[zabow@mastodon.bida.im]

@aral Yeah Musk okay, but what about Bezos? I'm sure he's eager to try his new dick-rocket all by himself...

[aral@mastodon.ar.al]

@zabow I mean, sure, the more the merrier.

[0x4d6165@transfem.social]

@aral@mastodon.ar.al no too much fuel. unseal the kola super deep borehole and toss him in

[xarvos@outerheaven.club]

if we put all of the evil people in would they even fit in a rocket tho

@aral@mastodon.ar.al @zabow@mastodon.bida.im

[katzenberger@tldr.nettime.org]

@aral

No offense intended, but polluting space even further is not what Bond usually does.

https://jamesbond.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Deceased_Characters

[aral@mastodon.ar.al]

@katzenberger Well, I mean, Bond’s just a stooge of the British Empire so he’s not really a role model anyway.

[undefined_variable@mementomori.social]

@aral Who's willing to take one for the humanity and get on X to goad Muskollini to ride that big steel phallos of his to the outer space?