I have an idea, hear me out: Instead of letting Elon Musk launch 1,000,000 data centres into orbit, why don’t we launch Elon Musk into orbit as a warning to all the other Bond-villain billionaires in the world.
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I have an idea, hear me out: Instead of letting Elon Musk launch 1,000,000 data centres into orbit, why don’t we launch Elon Musk into orbit as a warning to all the other Bond-villain billionaires in the world.
@aral and force other billionaires like him to listen to a curated playlist consisting of pro-union and and communist/socialist propaganda music while they're going into far reaches of space.
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I have an idea, hear me out: Instead of letting Elon Musk launch 1,000,000 data centres into orbit, why don’t we launch Elon Musk into orbit as a warning to all the other Bond-villain billionaires in the world.
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@f Removing the tumour to save the patient isn’t cruel to the tumour, it’s kind to the patient.
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I have an idea, hear me out: Instead of letting Elon Musk launch 1,000,000 data centres into orbit, why don’t we launch Elon Musk into orbit as a warning to all the other Bond-villain billionaires in the world.
@aral Yeah Musk okay, but what about Bezos? I'm sure he's eager to try his new dick-rocket all by himself...
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@aral Yeah Musk okay, but what about Bezos? I'm sure he's eager to try his new dick-rocket all by himself...
@zabow I mean, sure, the more the merrier.
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I have an idea, hear me out: Instead of letting Elon Musk launch 1,000,000 data centres into orbit, why don’t we launch Elon Musk into orbit as a warning to all the other Bond-villain billionaires in the world.
@aral@mastodon.ar.al no too much fuel. unseal the kola super deep borehole and toss him in
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@zabow I mean, sure, the more the merrier.
if we put all of the evil people in would they even fit in a rocket tho
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I have an idea, hear me out: Instead of letting Elon Musk launch 1,000,000 data centres into orbit, why don’t we launch Elon Musk into orbit as a warning to all the other Bond-villain billionaires in the world.
No offense intended, but polluting space even further is not what Bond usually does.
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No offense intended, but polluting space even further is not what Bond usually does.
@katzenberger Well, I mean, Bond’s just a stooge of the British Empire so he’s not really a role model anyway.
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I have an idea, hear me out: Instead of letting Elon Musk launch 1,000,000 data centres into orbit, why don’t we launch Elon Musk into orbit as a warning to all the other Bond-villain billionaires in the world.
@aral Who's willing to take one for the humanity and get on X to goad Muskollini to ride that big steel phallos of his to the outer space?
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