The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida.
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni about right, sounds nice. Working on the forest bit.
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@KanaMauna Wi-Fi on a remote tropical island won't be easy. Starlink, perhaps, but who knows when they start censoring anything that's nice and kind?
Dude, let me dream.
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni my dream is that one day I'll load up this app and there will be interesting content, I'll read for a few pages, refresh and there will be more interesting content. Currently it's just the same shit I've already seen.
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I want one of those tiny apartments that somehow manages to have three bedrooms in it in Manhattan. Once the kids move out we can downsize to one bedroom. How does one do this?
Sell the kids for medical experiments? Blame Monty Python!
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
Or a medium apartment (approximately equivalent floor space of a small house) somewhere extremely walkable
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni My dream is I want a pretty woman to like me.
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@brie @srtcd424 @Szescstopni
That's the sort of reason why I had a livestock guardian dog along with goatzilla in my home in the woods
@davep @brie @srtcd424 @Szescstopni
Donkeys, they can look after themselves.
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Or a medium apartment (approximately equivalent floor space of a small house) somewhere extremely walkable
@gbargoud @Szescstopni Yes!
Some of my older relatives in retirement lived away from their doctors and hospitals.
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Legit, I have more than a few times said my dream house is a stone cottage just far enough from town that I became the basis of a local legend about a witch that eats children who don't go to sleep at their bedtime
@wifwolf @Szescstopni I live across the road from where Juanita Miller lived, daughter of Joaquin. She was known to all the children of Oakland as The White Witch. She lived in a little house in the woods, and was eccentric and artistic.
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When we were children we would call Juanita Miller on the phone and pretend we were older so we could have The White Witch give us advice on our love life, that we invented. Joaquin Miller's daughter titled herself the 'White Witch' and had involved her groom in a pagan ritual when they got married.…
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni The problem with forests is that they burn.
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni much scope for thick trunks and lichen too
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And goats. Don't forget the goats!@srtcd424 @Szescstopni Substitute llamas, and you have Jeff Minter.
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni @alipunk I guess I'm living the dream in my shack in the forest!
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni my dream is to build a rocket to prove that the moon is indeed flat Earth. I mean obviously the world is round but the same side of the moon is ALWAYS facing Earth?? It’s clearly a cardboard cutout…
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@Szescstopni what is wrong with people. why would you want to live somewhere that is that flat and full of mosquitoes
@draNgNon@hachyderm.io @Szescstopni@circumstances.run Nothing wrong with flat! Besides that makes it extremely bikeable!
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni Maybe a couple of cats and a dog.
...and a shedd with some tools for tinkering.
...and a 20 year old server that just-works.
...and chickens.
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni Eh, could be a decent house somewhere hot too. My mom's moved to south Crete and it's definitely better there now than here (Berlin), but still dips far too much below my feel-good temperature range of 25-35°C.
Florida would be hotter than that but that's still better than the -10°C I get here. Also, the small house should be able to house multiple partners, ideally. Maybe not so small than?
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni happily take an apartment or flat somewhere warm in the 24th century!
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@Szescstopni Eh, could be a decent house somewhere hot too. My mom's moved to south Crete and it's definitely better there now than here (Berlin), but still dips far too much below my feel-good temperature range of 25-35°C.
Florida would be hotter than that but that's still better than the -10°C I get here. Also, the small house should be able to house multiple partners, ideally. Maybe not so small than?
@ljrk Two bedrooms with beds for three people each should be enough.
