Goddammit, they learned how to read.
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks Canadian geese are ungovernable.
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks canadians joined them and attacked the coyote
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
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Well, they are from Canada, which is the most highly educated country in the world. -
Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks need to hire a coyotegirl to do the job instead smh
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks We have lots of Canada Geese here and I can offer two possibilities, not mutually exclusive:
β Canada Geese aren't smart enough to read, but they are smart enough to realize that coyote hasn't moved in over two weeks.
β Some Canada Geese aren't afraid of moving SUVs. A mere coyote? Ha!
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
"Curse you, ACME!"
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks Plot twist: the geese are fake too
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks Besides, everyone knows you use fake coyotes for ROADRUNNER deterrent, sheesh.
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@MaryAustinBooks Plot twist: the geese are fake too
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks geese are very smart, didn't you know? And they teach each other

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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks Shhh... If you walk around its back is safe, see?
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks Scarecrows and other similar things have to be moved every two or three days, farmers and gamekeepers used to know this.
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks I like how the fake coyote sign is outside the fake coyote's field of vision, so as not to exacerbate the fake coyote's crippling impostor syndrome.
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks The geese would have been frightened away if the sign had said REAL COYOTE. Duh.
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks We're gonna need a bigger coyote.
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.
@MaryAustinBooks @briankrebs At Bell Labs Holmdel, they decided to use some artificial ponds as part of the heat exchange system for the air conditioners. The geese found those heated ponds lovely, but their droppings clogged the intake filters. Management responded by deploying fake swans. Guess how well that worked?
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Goddammit, they learned how to read.

