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  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

    A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

    Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

    Do you go big? Or do you go small?

    How will you spend your week?

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    Imagine eating single part of a raspberry like an apple!

    Having a slice of boba with a tiny dot of whipped cream on it!

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    • rollotreadway@beige.partyR rollotreadway@beige.party

      @futurebird The Human League taught me that I should want to be tall tall tall as big as a wall wall wall and if I'm not tall tall tall then I should grow grow grow.

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      #77

      @RolloTreadway @futurebird I liked their cover of You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling.

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      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

        A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

        Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

        Do you go big? Or do you go small?

        How will you spend your week?

        farbel@mas.toF This user is from outside of this forum
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        #78

        @futurebird I'm surprised how many people chose smaller. That makes you prey for just about everything.

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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

          Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

          Do you go big? Or do you go small?

          How will you spend your week?

          domo@pizza.enby.cityD This user is from outside of this forum
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          #79

          @futurebird As a trans man, my desire is to be huge for one week.

          Edit: Oh no, I was supposed to say what I'd do during the week. I think I'd spend most of my time just eating whatever I wanted without the consequences of calories because I'm so large. I'd also be determined to eat as large of food as possible, so probably seeing how many watermelons I could fit in my mouth. I'd also pay a visit to every trans fem person I know so I could give them gender euphoria by just being so incredibly large that they felt small 💙

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          • jmopp@masto.aiJ jmopp@masto.ai

            @futurebird I want to be 100 times smaller, but then I fear my cats will eat me, so 100 times bigger it is

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            #80

            @jmopp @futurebird But be careful petting the cat then.

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            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

              A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

              Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

              Do you go big? Or do you go small?

              How will you spend your week?

              berniedoesit@mstdn.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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              berniedoesit@mstdn.social
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              #81

              @futurebird I can't afford 100x more food in this economy.

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              • akamran@indieweb.socialA akamran@indieweb.social

                @futurebird 100 times larger of course! Think of all the data centers and warehouses you could just hulk smash.

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                #82

                @akamran @futurebird I came to the same conclusion. Also I might try to use my size to finally rid this county (USA) of a certain person by flinging them into the ocean.

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                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                  A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                  Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                  Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                  How will you spend your week?

                  jeantranscene@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #83

                  @futurebird I believe both would be fatal to me. Being 100 times tall giant I'll probably be put to shot down after trampling a few of my neighbors to death. A 100 times smaller I sure won't survive the week out in the wild being all of a sudden at the bottom of the food chain.
                  I would avoid this scientist as much as I can.

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                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                    A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                    Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                    Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                    How will you spend your week?

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                    #84

                    @futurebird I'm clumsy as it is, I would hurt other people at 100x the size.
                    So 100 x smaller, if I can be sure no cat is involved and I can prepare a reasonable living space before hand (don"t want to die of thirst because I can't reach the faucet)

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                    • jeantranscene@mastodon.socialJ jeantranscene@mastodon.social

                      @futurebird I believe both would be fatal to me. Being 100 times tall giant I'll probably be put to shot down after trampling a few of my neighbors to death. A 100 times smaller I sure won't survive the week out in the wild being all of a sudden at the bottom of the food chain.
                      I would avoid this scientist as much as I can.

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                      @jeantranscene

                      At 200m tall I don't think a bullet would kill you. It'd hurt, but who would be brave enough to get close enough to try? You could pick them up by the shirt and pluck their gun away.

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                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                        A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                        Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                        Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                        How will you spend your week?

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                        #86

                        @futurebird does the same movie logic apply to any items you might be carrying while being shot with the shrink/expand ray?

                        If that’s the case then i’d definitely go smaller, with a couple of bowling balls, a hazmat suit and the date and location of Elon Musk’s next colonoscopy at hand. You can probably figure out the rest…

                        Though the Godzilla option also sounds pretty rad tbh.

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                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                          A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                          Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                          Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                          How will you spend your week?

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                          #87

                          @futurebird if I'm 100 times larger, does this mean my eyes will have an aperture of 600mm ? Sign me up.

                          #astronomy

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                          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                            A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                            Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                            Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                            How will you spend your week?

                            dienstag@norden.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #88

                            @futurebird
                            Even, when I have to face to be eaten by my cats 😳

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                              Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                              Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                              How will you spend your week?

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                              #89

                              @futurebird
                              Was gonna say bigger to at least avoid being stepped over, then I thought I could've hungered due to requiring way too much food. Smaller it is then, so I can learn from the ants and easily find sufficient food.

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                              • dienstag@norden.socialD dienstag@norden.social

                                @futurebird
                                Even, when I have to face to be eaten by my cats 😳

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                                #90

                                @Dienstag

                                With #picaTheCat it's not being eaten I'm worried about. In fact she'd turn her nose up at me. But, she'd want to "play" for hours.

                                *shudder*

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                                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                  A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                  Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                  Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                  How will you spend your week?

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                                  #91

                                  @futurebird I chose smaller because I didn't want to be hungry looking for 100 times the amount of food for a week, and with huge hands have trouble grabbing onto things, whereas smaller I figure I can find something that can sustain me the whole week easily!

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                                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                    Imagine eating single part of a raspberry like an apple!

                                    Having a slice of boba with a tiny dot of whipped cream on it!

                                    frederikdekker@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #92

                                    @futurebird I suppose you could just swallow big things like a pumpkin without chewing when you decide tot be 200 m tall. But what would happen if you do that just before the week is over?

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                      Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                      Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                      How will you spend your week?

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                                      #93

                                      @futurebird

                                      I'd build a nice little lego house and go small

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                                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                        A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                        Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                        Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                        How will you spend your week?

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                                        #94

                                        @futurebird 100 times smaller will give me the chance to see how the citizens of my Model railroad really live and whether it make sense to stay there. 😉

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                                        • hcbunny@beige.partyH hcbunny@beige.party

                                          @futurebird

                                          The average human sized human walks three miles an hour. One could assume at 100X the height the legs would get you places faster at almost the same rate, so around three hundred miles a day. I could see A LOTTA OCEANS AND MOUNTAINS AND AND ANNNDDD...

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                                          @HCBunny @futurebird Isaac Asimov wrote a short essay on the speed of seven league boots. If I recall correctly, he concluded that a person walking in them would break escape velocity and end up in orbit.

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