If you need to identify insects please use inaturalist, wikipedia, antwiki, bugguide.net or @alexwild's photo collection.
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I keep promising myself I won't do web searches anymore. It's so pointless. But it's a hard habit to break.
"waspworld.com" could be such a fun site. It should be sized by the government and given to me.
And everyone who posts incorrectly identified ants should have to draw a zine BY HAND where the ants are correctly identified and apologize on TV.
@futurebird Also for historical interest, https://www.bugguide.net/ is one of the OGs and still going! They helped me out with my field work homework
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I keep promising myself I won't do web searches anymore. It's so pointless. But it's a hard habit to break.
"waspworld.com" could be such a fun site. It should be sized by the government and given to me.
And everyone who posts incorrectly identified ants should have to draw a zine BY HAND where the ants are correctly identified and apologize on TV.
The site creator is walked up to a podium in handcuffs head hanging in shame. The slide from the site is behind him.
"I'm sorry that I was lazy and incorrectly identified ants on the internet. This is not Camponotus pennsylvanicus, it is a tropical ant called Dinoponera. I have confused people and made the world a more terrible place."
Everyone boos.
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@futurebird Also for historical interest, https://www.bugguide.net/ is one of the OGs and still going! They helped me out with my field work homework
Bugguide is amazing! It will go on the "safe list"
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The site creator is walked up to a podium in handcuffs head hanging in shame. The slide from the site is behind him.
"I'm sorry that I was lazy and incorrectly identified ants on the internet. This is not Camponotus pennsylvanicus, it is a tropical ant called Dinoponera. I have confused people and made the world a more terrible place."
Everyone boos.
People lie about the earth being flat for religion. People lie about how economics works for political reasons. People lie about famous people to get more fame or be petty, people lie about their company to make money.
Why oh why are you lying about ANTS?
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People lie about the earth being flat for religion. People lie about how economics works for political reasons. People lie about famous people to get more fame or be petty, people lie about their company to make money.
Why oh why are you lying about ANTS?
@futurebird Loyalty to our wasp overlords.
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People lie about the earth being flat for religion. People lie about how economics works for political reasons. People lie about famous people to get more fame or be petty, people lie about their company to make money.
Why oh why are you lying about ANTS?
@futurebird
There are more ants
on earth than anything else that walks. Numbers too big to be comprehended, 20 x 10^15. Mammals are highly overrated. -
I keep promising myself I won't do web searches anymore. It's so pointless. But it's a hard habit to break.
"waspworld.com" could be such a fun site. It should be sized by the government and given to me.
And everyone who posts incorrectly identified ants should have to draw a zine BY HAND where the ants are correctly identified and apologize on TV.
@futurebird felt second hand guilt there for owning wasplove.com please don't send the government to seize it
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People lie about the earth being flat for religion. People lie about how economics works for political reasons. People lie about famous people to get more fame or be petty, people lie about their company to make money.
Why oh why are you lying about ANTS?
@futurebird
If you’re going to be a world class liar you need to start small? -
People lie about the earth being flat for religion. People lie about how economics works for political reasons. People lie about famous people to get more fame or be petty, people lie about their company to make money.
Why oh why are you lying about ANTS?
@futurebird When you have lied about everything else, all that is left to lie about are ANTS.
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@futurebird Loyalty to our wasp overlords.
Ants are wasps. There is no clade you could name that won’t contain both.
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If you need to identify insects please use inaturalist, wikipedia, antwiki, bugguide.net or @alexwild's photo collection.
You might think:
waspworld.com/25-types-of-carpenter-ants-identification-with-picture
Sounds like a decent source (who would spread misinformation about ants?) But, it's just another error riddled page that will make people feel hopeless about identifying insects.
Anyway. I know many people will look at this and not be able to tell how wrong it is.
Two real stinkers:
@futurebird I wonder if it's AI...the site has existed for less than a year (registered from Lithuania?), they post like four blog articles a day all allegedly written by one guy (and it's been several per day since it started)...
I think it's a (pretty bad) SEO scam to get Amazon affiliate revenue. The page with affiliate links to bug killers seemed potentially legit, but then I found one selling and reviewing MATTRESS COVERS...
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I keep promising myself I won't do web searches anymore. It's so pointless. But it's a hard habit to break.
"waspworld.com" could be such a fun site. It should be sized by the government and given to me.
And everyone who posts incorrectly identified ants should have to draw a zine BY HAND where the ants are correctly identified and apologize on TV.
@futurebird
I donated $50 to Wikipedia yesterday. -
@futurebird I wonder if it's AI...the site has existed for less than a year (registered from Lithuania?), they post like four blog articles a day all allegedly written by one guy (and it's been several per day since it started)...
I think it's a (pretty bad) SEO scam to get Amazon affiliate revenue. The page with affiliate links to bug killers seemed potentially legit, but then I found one selling and reviewing MATTRESS COVERS...
https://waspworld.com/best-mattress-cover-for-queen-size-bed/@admin @futurebird I've recently found through origami that the old pages with a ton of keywords for SEO have been replaced with a ton of "blogs" that make you waste a few minutes before realising that it's all plausible word salad
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Ants are wasps. There is no clade you could name that won’t contain both.
@futurebird Oh. Hmm. I'm going to have to have a talk with that mysterious trench coated stranger.
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@futurebird Oh. Hmm. I'm going to have to have a talk with that mysterious trench coated stranger.
@futurebird (Somewhere in the back of my brain, I actually knew that. Why that datum didn't factor into my smartass crack is unclear.)
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I keep promising myself I won't do web searches anymore. It's so pointless. But it's a hard habit to break.
"waspworld.com" could be such a fun site. It should be sized by the government and given to me.
And everyone who posts incorrectly identified ants should have to draw a zine BY HAND where the ants are correctly identified and apologize on TV.
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@futurebird I wonder if it's AI...the site has existed for less than a year (registered from Lithuania?), they post like four blog articles a day all allegedly written by one guy (and it's been several per day since it started)...
I think it's a (pretty bad) SEO scam to get Amazon affiliate revenue. The page with affiliate links to bug killers seemed potentially legit, but then I found one selling and reviewing MATTRESS COVERS...
https://waspworld.com/best-mattress-cover-for-queen-size-bed/@admin @futurebird Lithuan-IA ? the name of the country itself is suspect
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@futurebird felt second hand guilt there for owning wasplove.com please don't send the government to seize it
The government has sent several ants to monitor your goings on. Be alert and very careful!
(It’s a really neat game! I’m going to add it to my list of ant simulations to review this summer.)
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The government has sent several ants to monitor your goings on. Be alert and very careful!
(It’s a really neat game! I’m going to add it to my list of ant simulations to review this summer.)
@futurebird there are swarms of ants in it actually, now I think about it, as one of the bad things that happen to the wasps... we made it quite a long time ago now but it was one of my favourite projects
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Ants are wasps. There is no clade you could name that won’t contain both.
This blew my mind the other day,
That some wasps decided probably by nature,
To stop flying.
Imagine being able to fly and choosing the ground instead.
Also, they can communicate!
Watched ants form a pile the other day and so naturally looked heavily into ants.
