oh noooooo

[funkula@goblin.camp]

@heartles @idiotthembo @wohali I'm glad they finally approved the petition to give basketball its own category

[pataphysicker@shrike.club]

@wohali defector is a WILD word choice

[sus@timeloop.cafe]

@wohali i just need to put on the record that i am not this kind of poly

[cherizilla@hypertext.monster]

@wohali That tiny note below the link...

[loathsome_dongeater@toots.matapacos.dog]

@wohali "positioning purpose" what does that mean?

[mrgtwentythree@mastodon.sdf.org]

@cherizilla @wohali oooh, thanks. i'd missed that.

[kc@shrike.club]

@wohali https://www.notion.so/Join-our-Polycule-339ce84f25648043922be9551ed5b846 oh my god I can’t tell if this elaborate satire or not. Eugenics minicult or social commentary. Who fuckign knows. This is so much.
Also dikdhdkfjjf exclusive except for BURNING MAN?! (Must be chaperoned by a polycule member)

[dashlion@mastodon.au]

@wohali 3:4 formation? Presumably with tanks at the front and DPS at the rear

[nyanpasu64@donotsta.re]

@wohali it's a fucking viglink tracker url too

[bigcul@rivals.space]

@wohali lmaoo this is sending me

[lamuchan@eldritch.cafe]

@wohali ''we rotate our president every 6-7 years''

[kc@social.coop]

@wohali not at all creepy

"We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations. This would likely take place in the next 1-2 years. "

[kc@social.coop]

@wohali and now it gets creepy

"As you would be a newer addition to the polycule, we would need to get to know you for 2-4 years (depending on good behavior) before considering adding you to the gene pool. "

[ocdtrekkie@mastodon.social]

@cumrade_cam @wohali Realizing a polycule can split up the rent a lot more just made me much more open to polycules.

[cam@efdn.club]

@heartles @wohali LinkedIn and male pattern baldness

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@wohali
My special move is probably the one where ADHD makes me think about something completely unrelated

[heinragas@mublog.nl]

@wohali ...."for practical positioning reason"...

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@wohali
MANDATORY LINKEDIN

[cam@efdn.club]

@heartles @wohali this has gotta be satire

[jennyfluff@chitter.xyz]

@wohali "no dating outside the polycule" totally not a cult