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  • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

    RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

    the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

    but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

    and the answer to that is: fascism
    stop. complying.

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    #7

    @nileane Think of the children!
    Meanwhile, in previous history:
    9000BC-1950AD - drawn boobies
    1951-1995 - forest porn, copied cassettes.
    1995-present - internets

    I'm not like, pro children seeing pornographic material. But at the same time, I don't think it will cause brain damage or whatever conservatives think will happen.

    I mean, when I opened WinZip and accidentally found my stepdad's archive of pornographic material when I was 8... It didn't exactly turn me straight did it?

    ... I really hope she didn't actually stick that water hose up there...

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    • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

      RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

      the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

      but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

      and the answer to that is: fascism
      stop. complying.

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      wrote last edited by
      #8
      This take completely misses the fact that

      A developer shall request a signal with respect to a particular user from an operating system provider or a covered application store when the application is downloaded and launched.

      It doesn't require kernel changes, merely changes to every single user-facing application in a distro
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      • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

        RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

        the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

        but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

        and the answer to that is: fascism
        stop. complying.

        abmurrow@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
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        #9

        @nileane That's a very reasonable technical solution to an otherwise unreasonable law that kids will be able to squirm their way out of in like, a week, tops.

        You're right, why are we even having this discussion? It's propaganda designed to force the conversation into a limited space to make it easier to defend in spite of its obvious flaws.

        The law (conveniently) doesn't outline any technical requirements. Did someone with technical experience even review it? Was it just one reviewer? Did they have a conflict of interest? It looks like it is vague, open to iterpretation, and by all accounts, modest. Maybe even, at first glance, reasonable. Inoccuous.

        This leaves it wide open to last minute revisions or a more dramatic interpretation. Persona wouldn't need to do much to outbid any other solution providers to make themselves the gold standard by going above and beyond what the law requires on paper. A future "clarifying" revision could go much much harder and essentially make that the case. A little lobbying pressure wouldn't be out of the imagination.

        And I mean, that's the best case scenario. It's a vague, low effort way to get the door open and the powers it provides to lawmakers would be trivial to expand once there's a precedent.

        It's a pass from me. Legislate better. Make the tech bros pay taxes first.

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        • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

          RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

          the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

          but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

          and the answer to that is: fascism
          stop. complying.

          drewpickard@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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          wrote last edited by
          #10

          @nileane
          i do not need nor want this ‘tool for parents’
          this is like face scans to see R rated movies
          like, who cares. if they sneak in, OH WELL
          NO ONE WANTS THIS

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          • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

            RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

            the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

            but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

            and the answer to that is: fascism
            stop. complying.

            donchacale@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote last edited by
            #11

            @nileane
            i am amazed and saddened how resistant my friends are. addicted to google and amazon... smfh

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            • dalias@hachyderm.ioD dalias@hachyderm.io

              @PandaChronicle @nileane We have all three of these around and they've known since they were old enough to read that you lie when a computer asks for your age/birthdate.

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              #12

              @dalias @nileane

              The day I'm required to enter an ID to have access is the day I disappear from social media.

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              • abmurrow@hachyderm.ioA abmurrow@hachyderm.io

                @nileane That's a very reasonable technical solution to an otherwise unreasonable law that kids will be able to squirm their way out of in like, a week, tops.

                You're right, why are we even having this discussion? It's propaganda designed to force the conversation into a limited space to make it easier to defend in spite of its obvious flaws.

                The law (conveniently) doesn't outline any technical requirements. Did someone with technical experience even review it? Was it just one reviewer? Did they have a conflict of interest? It looks like it is vague, open to iterpretation, and by all accounts, modest. Maybe even, at first glance, reasonable. Inoccuous.

                This leaves it wide open to last minute revisions or a more dramatic interpretation. Persona wouldn't need to do much to outbid any other solution providers to make themselves the gold standard by going above and beyond what the law requires on paper. A future "clarifying" revision could go much much harder and essentially make that the case. A little lobbying pressure wouldn't be out of the imagination.

                And I mean, that's the best case scenario. It's a vague, low effort way to get the door open and the powers it provides to lawmakers would be trivial to expand once there's a precedent.

                It's a pass from me. Legislate better. Make the tech bros pay taxes first.

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                #13

                @abmurrow

                Riley S. Faelan (@riley@toot.cat)

                And if one's reaction is "No, we can't ban sillionaires, we've got to ban kids — sillionaires are too powerful", then, well, you'll know what kind of bully one is.

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                • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

                  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

                  the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

                  but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

                  and the answer to that is: fascism
                  stop. complying.

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                  wrote last edited by
                  #14

                  @nileane California Uber Alles

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                  • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

                    RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

                    the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

                    but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

                    and the answer to that is: fascism
                    stop. complying.

                    batsify@pouet.chapril.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #15

                    @nileane If the "why" is not obvious, this civilization must relive its history in order to learn again.

                    When I see how authoritarian ideas, fascist movements, and the ease with which the media relay snippets of corruption without anyone batting an eye… I tell myself we're getting dangerously close to that point.

                    It's no longer naivety. It's pure and simple forgetfulness, and history never fails to remind us of that in such circumstances.

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                    • batsify@pouet.chapril.orgB batsify@pouet.chapril.org

                      @nileane If the "why" is not obvious, this civilization must relive its history in order to learn again.

                      When I see how authoritarian ideas, fascist movements, and the ease with which the media relay snippets of corruption without anyone batting an eye… I tell myself we're getting dangerously close to that point.

                      It's no longer naivety. It's pure and simple forgetfulness, and history never fails to remind us of that in such circumstances.

                      batsify@pouet.chapril.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #16

                      @nileane But getting back to age verification, one of the most obvious ways it can be used *today* is for...

                      Surprise! Targeted advertising, of course!

                      And Big Tech loves that.

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                      • pandachronicle@ohai.socialP pandachronicle@ohai.social

                        @nileane

                        I think a simple photo quiz should do the trick.
                        Show pictures of:
                        A dial telephone with cord attached handset
                        A manual window crank
                        A manual can opener

                        if you can identify 2 out of 3 accurately, you are old enough to use the internet/social media.

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                        #17

                        @PandaChronicle @nileane yeah right 😎
                        It always worked (hope they implement Ctrl-Alt-X).

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                        • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

                          RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

                          the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

                          but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

                          and the answer to that is: fascism
                          stop. complying.

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                          #18

                          @nileane pornography was available when I was a kid, I saw it and that's why I'm gay.

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                          • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

                            RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

                            the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

                            but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

                            and the answer to that is: fascism
                            stop. complying.

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                            #19

                            @nileane They likely wont stop at getting just this in place. Once that is there it's not much more work to say "now verify and enforce”.

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                            • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

                              RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

                              the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

                              but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

                              and the answer to that is: fascism
                              stop. complying.

                              growfediverse@dillyofapickle.comG This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @nileane I assume that the push for age verification is because the Orca Bait Class want to know where exactly all our children are so that they can find and harvest them for new Epstein Islands.
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                              • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

                                RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

                                the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

                                but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

                                and the answer to that is: fascism
                                stop. complying.

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                                @nileane@nileane.fr this bill is also a first step, eventually they will want you to send your ID to a state approved vendor.

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                                • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

                                  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

                                  the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

                                  but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

                                  and the answer to that is: fascism
                                  stop. complying.

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                                  #22
                                  @nileane also, I hate how techbros seek for a technological solution to every human problem. Just care for your f-ing child, jfc. Stop delegating stuff to the computer just so you won’t be responsible for anything.
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                                  • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

                                    RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

                                    the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

                                    but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

                                    and the answer to that is: fascism
                                    stop. complying.

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                                    #23

                                    @nileane @david_chisnall 's statement is also wrong. The API exposes exact DoB for children if the API can be called daily as it would be for example with an app long installed on the device. On the day the value changes you know everything. In that sense the API is broken and a privacy fail.

                                    Really it's about liability dumping. Social media companies want to do a cigarette company operation where their products are evil and addictive but it's magically okay as someone else checks you are 18.

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                                    • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

                                      RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

                                      the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

                                      but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

                                      and the answer to that is: fascism
                                      stop. complying.

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                                      #24

                                      @nileane @cstross @david_chisnall yeah I love that the “solution” to “ social networks are full of horrible stuff” is not to regulate social networks so that they don’t profit off shoving horrible stuff in everyone’s face, but to make sure only adults are exposed to that shit. 🙄

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                                      • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

                                        RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

                                        the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

                                        but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

                                        and the answer to that is: fascism
                                        stop. complying.

                                        k@chaos.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #25

                                        @nileane More importantly it seems that this would require users to have accounts, even on a home solo-use computer. And for what?

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                                        • nileane@nileane.frN nileane@nileane.fr

                                          RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/116160637051672728

                                          the question you should be asking yourself is not “what's the best way to verify the age of every single computer user on earth”

                                          but rather “why the fuck are we trying to verify the age of every single computer user on earth????”

                                          and the answer to that is: fascism
                                          stop. complying.

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                                          #26

                                          @nileane also this is the first step to getost users on board. After that. We're increasing the intensity slowly. Until it is live online verification via state-issued ID tied to whatever you want to do at the time every time.

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