A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size.

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.

Then he bought them shoes as presents.

Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@selzero cheapest shoes on amazon. no soles, all pain.

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@selzero If Trump wasn't an evil piece of shit that we'd be all better off if he turned into a literal piece of shit, that would be a hilarious joke to pull on sycophants. Trump likes sycophants, though, and is fundamentally incapable of having a sense of humor of any kind.

[persistentdreamer@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@selzero

This is literally the kind of shit noblemen would do to appease a tyrannical king and avoid his wrath.

Next time he trips, prepare to watch an entire room of grown ass men stumble around like idiots.

[fandasin@social.linux.pizza]

@Netraven

"No soles, all pain."
Same as Trump.

@selzero

[zazzoo@mstdn.ca]

@selzero
"Come, Little Marco, we're going to go see gramps. Wear those shoes he got you for your birthday, it will make him happy."
"But MoooooooOOOOOOooom!!!"
"No buts! Just put them on!"

[alex@pawb.fun]

@selzero

What Rubio coud've done was buy himself an identical pair in his real size, wore those, 'wow thanks dear leader, these fit perfectly'.

it's all lies and deception in there anyway.
What's one more thing?

Wait, we don't do things that make sense...

[xenophage@infosec.exchange]

@selzero @gangrif I can't even.. The cheeseburgers can't win fast enough..

[simon_ashdown@mastodon.social]

@selzero It's not funny. It's just stupid. It's stuff like this that people have made up about Trump for 10 years, in order to make him, what seem worse than he actually is?
Trump is really, really bad, and silly, and hilariously stupid. You don't need to make stuff up.

[michaelporter@ottawa.place]

@selzero Obeisance to Trump → clown shoes.
Perfect.

[benaveling@mastodon.ie]

Websearch suggests this may be real...
@simon_ashdown @selzero

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

@simon_ashdown .... It's incredible that it is real, you want to think it's made up

However... It is real

[benaveling@mastodon.ie]

You would think that Rubio would just buy exactly the same brand and model but in the right size....
@selzero @simon_ashdown

[benaveling@mastodon.ie]

Also, people keep saying Trump is stupid, but where's the evidence for that? People keep pointing to things he does that are very obviously bad for people he should care about and very obviously does not care about, and, honestly, that isn't evidence that he's stupid.
@simon_ashdown @selzero

[weirding_is_real@mstdn.social]

@BenAveling @selzero @simon_ashdown

THIS. I've done this exact thing, when receiving a gift that doesn't fit. Simply replace it with a lookalike that fits!

[annaantifa@mastodon.nl]

@selzero
Tja, je wilt toch niet beweren dat Trump geen gelijk heeft

[caymanpilot@mastodon.social]

@simon_ashdown @selzero
And still he convinced 70+ million people to vote for him. It's difficult to comprehend the level of stupidity of the US population.

[benaveling@mastodon.ie]

Maybe they're not actually from Trump but he wants everyone to think that they are?
@Weirding_Is_Real @selzero @simon_ashdown

[elshara@www.mediacy.net]

@sb @selzero I laughed at this absurdity. I had to. At the very least a simple question filled out given to everyone would have solved this.

[oneinterestingfact@mastodon.ie]

@selzero

And they're all so stupid that they didn't just buy the same shoe in a size that fits? ffs, most of them probably get handmade shoes.