A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size.

[alex@pawb.fun]

@selzero

What Rubio coud've done was buy himself an identical pair in his real size, wore those, 'wow thanks dear leader, these fit perfectly'.

it's all lies and deception in there anyway.
What's one more thing?

Wait, we don't do things that make sense...

[xenophage@infosec.exchange]

@selzero @gangrif I can't even.. The cheeseburgers can't win fast enough..

[simon_ashdown@mastodon.social]

@selzero It's not funny. It's just stupid. It's stuff like this that people have made up about Trump for 10 years, in order to make him, what seem worse than he actually is?
Trump is really, really bad, and silly, and hilariously stupid. You don't need to make stuff up.

[michaelporter@ottawa.place]

@selzero Obeisance to Trump → clown shoes.
Perfect.

[benaveling@mastodon.ie]

Websearch suggests this may be real...
@simon_ashdown @selzero

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

@simon_ashdown .... It's incredible that it is real, you want to think it's made up

However... It is real

[benaveling@mastodon.ie]

You would think that Rubio would just buy exactly the same brand and model but in the right size....
@selzero @simon_ashdown

[benaveling@mastodon.ie]

Also, people keep saying Trump is stupid, but where's the evidence for that? People keep pointing to things he does that are very obviously bad for people he should care about and very obviously does not care about, and, honestly, that isn't evidence that he's stupid.
@simon_ashdown @selzero

[weirding_is_real@mstdn.social]

@BenAveling @selzero @simon_ashdown

THIS. I've done this exact thing, when receiving a gift that doesn't fit. Simply replace it with a lookalike that fits!

[annaantifa@mastodon.nl]

@selzero
Tja, je wilt toch niet beweren dat Trump geen gelijk heeft

[caymanpilot@mastodon.social]

@simon_ashdown @selzero
And still he convinced 70+ million people to vote for him. It's difficult to comprehend the level of stupidity of the US population.

[benaveling@mastodon.ie]

Maybe they're not actually from Trump but he wants everyone to think that they are?
@Weirding_Is_Real @selzero @simon_ashdown

[elshara@www.mediacy.net]

@sb @selzero I laughed at this absurdity. I had to. At the very least a simple question filled out given to everyone would have solved this.

[oneinterestingfact@mastodon.ie]

@selzero

And they're all so stupid that they didn't just buy the same shoe in a size that fits? ffs, most of them probably get handmade shoes.

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

@BenAveling @simon_ashdown I think there is a lot of evidence.

For example one is that when someone disagrees with him he is dumbfounded and calls them "a stupid person". He equates not seeing eye to eye with him as ignorance, he doesn't have the capacity to hold contradicting views in his mind and evaluate them.

[deborahh@cosocial.ca]

@selzero @zazzoo you know why those shoes look especially weird? Like Trump's, they have lifts inside. ‍️
Look at how they lace.

[zazzoo@mstdn.ca]

@deborahh @selzero Interesting, and very observant of you! I can't unsee this now.

The lifts also explain Trump's famous butt-out walking posture.

[deborahh@cosocial.ca]

@zazzoo @selzero there may be more to that posture.
https://nbatitlechase.com/2020/07/08/photo-donald-trump-has-all-the-signs-of-psp-form-of-frontotemporal-dementia/

[deborahh@cosocial.ca]

@zazzoo @selzero remember him calling Rubio "little Marco"?

[zazzoo@mstdn.ca]

@deborahh @selzero There is that also, but do allow me some joy in imagining the angst created in the toxic manosphere by their godlike leader wearing high heels.