how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die

[fahrradfalko@hessen.social]

@RikerGoogling is it a day? Then yes.

[goinfawr@mstdn.social]

@RikerGoogling

How many of their days end in the letter 'y'?

[lxskllr@mastodon.world]

@RikerGoogling

If a day name starts or ends with a letter "J", it's a good day to die.

[reverendref@episcodon.net]

@RikerGoogling
They wake up.

[magentarocks@mastodon.coffee]

@RikerGoogling

It is always a good day to die. No decision required.

[roger_booth@social.bitwig.community]

@RikerGoogling
Sometimes you just read the room.

[cstamp@mastodon.social]

@RikerGoogling everyday is a good day to die.

[zenheathen@beige.party]

@CStamp Also, I think Riker needs to stop Googling and start using a different service, unless he's time-traveling to the late '90s every time. @RikerGoogling

[zgryphon@gweep.cat]

@RikerGoogling that's the fun part, it's always a good day to die. unless it's Taco Tuesday. then maybe hold off.

[gloriouscow@oldbytes.space]

@RikerGoogling they ask their dietitian

[rotopenguin@mastodon.social]

@gloriouscow