<![CDATA[how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die]]>how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/8b3e55b4-4d56-432a-b154-ec96746fe6cd/how-do-klingons-decide-if-it-s-a-good-day-to-dieRSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 16:35:53 GMTFri, 22 May 2026 21:22:32 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die on Sat, 23 May 2026 02:11:45 GMT]]>@gloriouscow

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rotopenguin/statuses/116621463118198036https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rotopenguin/statuses/116621463118198036Sat, 23 May 2026 02:11:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die on Sat, 23 May 2026 02:09:50 GMT]]>@RikerGoogling they ask their dietitian

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/gloriouscow/statuses/116621455555183325https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/gloriouscow/statuses/116621455555183325Sat, 23 May 2026 02:09:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die on Sat, 23 May 2026 01:50:31 GMT]]>@RikerGoogling that's the fun part, it's always a good day to die. unless it's Taco Tuesday. then maybe hold off.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gweep.cat/users/zgryphon/statuses/116621379582028325https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gweep.cat/users/zgryphon/statuses/116621379582028325Sat, 23 May 2026 01:50:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die on Fri, 22 May 2026 22:37:34 GMT]]>@CStamp Also, I think Riker needs to stop Googling and start using a different service, unless he's time-traveling to the late '90s every time. @RikerGoogling

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/ZenHeathen/statuses/116620620870270807https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/ZenHeathen/statuses/116620620870270807Fri, 22 May 2026 22:37:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die on Fri, 22 May 2026 22:36:23 GMT]]>@RikerGoogling everyday is a good day to die.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/CStamp/statuses/116620616261999960https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/CStamp/statuses/116620616261999960Fri, 22 May 2026 22:36:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die on Fri, 22 May 2026 22:29:39 GMT]]>@RikerGoogling
Sometimes you just read the room.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.bitwig.community/users/roger_booth/statuses/116620589751714989https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.bitwig.community/users/roger_booth/statuses/116620589751714989Fri, 22 May 2026 22:29:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die on Fri, 22 May 2026 22:27:21 GMT]]>@RikerGoogling

It is always a good day to die. No decision required.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/MagentaRocks/statuses/116620580738641414https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/MagentaRocks/statuses/116620580738641414Fri, 22 May 2026 22:27:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die on Fri, 22 May 2026 22:25:57 GMT]]>@RikerGoogling
They wake up.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://episcodon.net/users/reverendref/statuses/116620575240606591https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://episcodon.net/users/reverendref/statuses/116620575240606591Fri, 22 May 2026 22:25:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die on Fri, 22 May 2026 21:26:07 GMT]]>@RikerGoogling

If a day name starts or ends with a letter "J", it's a good day to die.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/lxskllr/statuses/116620339916636016https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/lxskllr/statuses/116620339916636016Fri, 22 May 2026 21:26:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die on Fri, 22 May 2026 21:24:44 GMT]]>@RikerGoogling

How many of their days end in the letter 'y'?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/goinfawr/statuses/116620334506215208https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/goinfawr/statuses/116620334506215208Fri, 22 May 2026 21:24:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die on Fri, 22 May 2026 21:24:02 GMT]]>@RikerGoogling is it a day? Then yes.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hessen.social/users/fahrradfalko/statuses/116620331736185366https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hessen.social/users/fahrradfalko/statuses/116620331736185366Fri, 22 May 2026 21:24:02 GMT