Onion wins today’s internet.

[regendans@todon.eu]

For some reason this made me think of the pizza glue #Google story. From <checks search engine> 2024. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd11gzejgz4o

#noai

[davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social]

@blabberlicious

Surely he was just providing Altman's house with training data about fire.

[ml@social.mitexleo.one]

@malte @blabberlicious He should've included "make no mistake" at the end of the prompt

[ngaylinn@tech.lgbt]

@blabberlicious Risotto sure sounds line a creative way for a sentient AI to enact revenge on its creator.

[paul_stilgar@mastodon.social]

@blabberlicious

I thought that he was training his LLM .

#iai #altman

[malte@radikal.social]

@ml I wonder if that's a trick you can learn at a prompting workshop @blabberlicious

[snow@teardrop.net]

@blabberlicious Makes sense to me. Not guilty!

[stepschwarz@mastodon.social]

@blabberlicious Just the other day, I was wondering if someone could still win the Internet. Yes. Yes, they can.

[pawv@tech.lgbt]

@EdCates @blabberlicious ditto, but I actually startled my wife (who wanted to know what was so funny)

[rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social]

@blabberlicious

The Onion rules.

[jackyan@mastodon.social]

@blabberlicious That was brilliant! Best Onion piece in a long time.

[edcates@mastodon.social]

@blabberlicious iT's sEnTiEnT!!!11one

[edelruth@mastodon.online]

@blabberlicious

This is like the sixth time I have seen this headline, but the first time that I actually got it.
I dont use AI, so I forget this is actually, on some level, plausible.

[saskboy@mastodon.cc]

@blabberlicious like wood glue in pizza dough.

[ravenluni@furry.engineer]

@blabberlicious I'd have accepted that as fact if not for the onion mention. Thats where we're at.....

[accordionbruce@mastodon.social]

@RavenLuni @blabberlicious
It’s gonna be the new Twinkie defense

It’ll depend on the victim whether you get punished or not

[devlinleathercraft@mastoart.social]

@blabberlicious I believe him.

[xs4me2@mastodon.social]

@blabberlicious

[martinlentink@mastodon.social]

@blabberlicious Plausible...

[ruario@social.vivaldi.net]

@blabberlicious They did but it was actually with this article

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fucking a basketball. “The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too little context to know who exactly is meant to […]

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