<![CDATA[Onion wins today’s internet.]]>Onion wins today’s internet. https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/2bc4d458-11f0-409f-b91d-499e6a5e1220/onion-wins-today-s-internet.RSS for NodeFri, 17 Apr 2026 07:37:34 GMTMon, 13 Apr 2026 19:51:14 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:58:51 GMT]]>Blimey. When an innocuous shitpost about Sam Altman kicks off on mastodon. 😳

It felt like I’d left an electric toothbrush running in my pocket.

Still buzzing!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/blabberlicious/statuses/116403413433234038https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/blabberlicious/statuses/116403413433234038Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:58:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:31:16 GMT]]>@blabberlicious True!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/ruario/statuses/116403069056403615https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/ruario/statuses/116403069056403615Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:31:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:27:16 GMT]]>@ruario
That, my friend, is the entire GPT business model in a nutshell!

'Sounded Legit' will be etched in Sam Altman's Gravestone.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/blabberlicious/statuses/116403053317573373https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/blabberlicious/statuses/116403053317573373Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:27:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:22:35 GMT]]>@blabberlicious That last one took me a sec when I just saw the headline in a post and missed that it was the onion. For a split second I thought, "Sounds plausible" 🤷

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/ruario/statuses/116403034883350439https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/ruario/statuses/116403034883350439Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:22:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 09:58:26 GMT]]>@ruario
Absolutely smashing it.
The Onion had me in tears. 😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/blabberlicious/statuses/116402468072074579https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/blabberlicious/statuses/116402468072074579Tue, 14 Apr 2026 09:58:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 08:51:22 GMT]]>@Paul_stilgar @blabberlicious According to sources, tRump only has a SLM

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/Pineywoozle/statuses/116402204327923849https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/Pineywoozle/statuses/116402204327923849Tue, 14 Apr 2026 08:51:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 07:21:51 GMT]]>@blabberlicious
Now can they prove that it's not so?

Sounds totally plausible ChatGPT behaviour to me.

Although that kind of explosive recipes are normally associated more with Gemini.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/yacc143/statuses/116401852376294720https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/yacc143/statuses/116401852376294720Tue, 14 Apr 2026 07:21:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 07:05:22 GMT]]>@blabberlicious Isn't risotto. Is,in fact, carrot soup!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DekaBlack/statuses/116401787524842963https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DekaBlack/statuses/116401787524842963Tue, 14 Apr 2026 07:05:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 06:32:05 GMT]]>@blabberlicious They did but it was actually with this article

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Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fucking a basketball. “The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too little context to know who exactly is meant to […]

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The Onion (theonion.com)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/ruario/statuses/116401656682469001https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/ruario/statuses/116401656682469001Tue, 14 Apr 2026 06:32:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 05:44:38 GMT]]>@blabberlicious Plausible...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/martinlentink/statuses/116401470101733463https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/martinlentink/statuses/116401470101733463Tue, 14 Apr 2026 05:44:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 04:57:13 GMT]]>@blabberlicious 😬

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/xs4me2/statuses/116401283610519993https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/xs4me2/statuses/116401283610519993Tue, 14 Apr 2026 04:57:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 04:55:38 GMT]]>@blabberlicious I believe him.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastoart.social/ap/users/115543556997800179/statuses/116401277408757478https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastoart.social/ap/users/115543556997800179/statuses/116401277408757478Tue, 14 Apr 2026 04:55:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 03:56:12 GMT]]>@RavenLuni @blabberlicious
It’s gonna be the new Twinkie defense

It’ll depend on the victim whether you get punished or not

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AccordionBruce/statuses/116401043685457827https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AccordionBruce/statuses/116401043685457827Tue, 14 Apr 2026 03:56:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 03:00:29 GMT]]>@blabberlicious I'd have accepted that as fact if not for the onion mention. Thats where we're at.....

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://furry.engineer/users/RavenLuni/statuses/116400824612117790https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://furry.engineer/users/RavenLuni/statuses/116400824612117790Tue, 14 Apr 2026 03:00:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:26:47 GMT]]>@blabberlicious like wood glue in pizza dough.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.cc/users/saskboy/statuses/116400692124798610https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.cc/users/saskboy/statuses/116400692124798610Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:26:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:32:14 GMT]]>@blabberlicious

This is like the sixth time I have seen this headline, but the first time that I actually got it.
I dont use AI, so I forget this is actually, on some level, plausible.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Edelruth/statuses/116400477581130233https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Edelruth/statuses/116400477581130233Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:32:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:27:31 GMT]]>@blabberlicious iT's sEnTiEnT!!!11one

😂😂😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EdCates/statuses/116400459059505295https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/EdCates/statuses/116400459059505295Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:27:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:26:37 GMT]]>@blabberlicious That was brilliant! Best Onion piece in a long time.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jackyan/statuses/116400455498063071https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jackyan/statuses/116400455498063071Tue, 14 Apr 2026 01:26:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:53:59 GMT]]>@blabberlicious

The Onion rules.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rjblaskiewicz/statuses/116400091239008496https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rjblaskiewicz/statuses/116400091239008496Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:53:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:37:49 GMT]]>@EdCates @blabberlicious ditto, but I actually startled my wife (who wanted to know what was so funny)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/pawv/statuses/116400027685789074https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/pawv/statuses/116400027685789074Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:37:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:37:03 GMT]]>@blabberlicious Just the other day, I was wondering if someone could still win the Internet. Yes. Yes, they can.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/stepschwarz/statuses/116399788781096710https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/stepschwarz/statuses/116399788781096710Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:37:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:49:22 GMT]]>@blabberlicious Makes sense to me. Not guilty!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://teardrop.net/ap/users/116314969205740204/statuses/116399601250596140https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://teardrop.net/ap/users/116314969205740204/statuses/116399601250596140Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:49:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:31:44 GMT]]>@ml I wonder if that's a trick you can learn at a prompting workshop @blabberlicious

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://radikal.social/users/malte/statuses/116399531897119614https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://radikal.social/users/malte/statuses/116399531897119614Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:31:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Onion wins today’s internet. on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:30:53 GMT]]>@blabberlicious

I thought that he was training his LLM .

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Paul_stilgar/statuses/116399528587471365https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Paul_stilgar/statuses/116399528587471365Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:30:53 GMT