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I learned two things this weekend.

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  • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

    I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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    @jalefkowit oh...oh no

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    • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

      I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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      @jalefkowit Oof!

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      • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

        I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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        @jalefkowit aside from anything else, why does a fridge even have a demo mode? what else could it be demonstrating other than "being cold"?

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        • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

          I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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          @jalefkowit

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          • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

            I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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            @jalefkowit Reminds me of 1980s era video arcade machines (I once met a guy who repaired them), where there was a looping display of game action, that was called "attract mode." Sound, colored lights, high score displays. Pseudo use.
            Put money in to play, or just earworm it.

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            • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

              I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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              @jalefkowit I know I'm saying the quiet part out loud here, but, I mean...

              What does a refrigerator have to demo besides keeping food cold?

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              • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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                @jalefkowit

                why is it that all the "smart" appliances mostly seem to be "appliances that really smart to own"...

                i propose calling them "overly complicated appliances" instead.

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                • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                  I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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                  @jalefkowit Gotta love the "Smart Appliances".

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                  • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                    I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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                    @jalefkowit

                    That’s not cool

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                    • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                      I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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                      @jalefkowit don't you miss when appliances were just appliances?

                      I make a point at buying the dumbest, most baseline (with features I want), simplest, least complex, least electronic laden models of 2-3 brands. I usually avoid anything Korean.

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                      • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                        I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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                        @jalefkowit We got a Samsung refrigerator when we bought our house and we will not be repeating the experience.

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                        • fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.ukF fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk

                          @jalefkowit the touch panel? how do you know if demo mode is on, other than the smell, eventually?

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                          @fishidwardrobe @jalefkowit depends as to whether the thermostat display puts up fake numbers in demo mode

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                          • cheappontoon@beige.partyC cheappontoon@beige.party

                            @jalefkowit @machias
                            I donated my Samsung refrigerator to someone on Facebook who desperately needed a refrigerator.

                            I warned them. Every time the power goes out the fucking refrigerator goes into fucking demo mode when the power is restored which means it looks like it’s cooling, but it’s not cooling which means anytime I’m out of town. I have to have somebody house sit or go by every day in case the fucking power went out or glitched even for a second.

                            When I contacted Samsung about this problem, they acknowledged it, but said for me it’s my fault for living with a shitty power company. I live in a hurricane prone area. The power goes out a lot.. I’m not kidding you the fucking Samsung engineer said that to me get a better source of power. Never buy a Samsung product never never buy a fucking Samsung product never.

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                            @CheapPontoon @jalefkowit @machias "you're holding it wrong"

                            Cc @sneakybastard

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                            • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                              I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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                              @jalefkowit

                              An interesting name for Defrost Mode.

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                              • knud@mastodon.socialK knud@mastodon.social

                                @jalefkowit

                                What in the effing world can be "demoed" for a fridge except for ... cooling?!??

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                                @knud "it works like this, the screen looks like this, if you open the door the light turns on, you can tap here for x function or y function", this while the seller shows it to you. Just like the TVs looping a video trying to showing off their brightest colours and deepest blacks.
                                Almost all "smart" appliances today have a "store" or "demo" mode. It shouldn't be that easy to turn on, but leave it to Samsung to dark-pattern it into existence.
                                @jalefkowit

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                                • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                                  I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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                                  @jalefkowit 🙄

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                                  • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                                    I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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                                    @jalefkowit

                                    Friends w/ Samsung fridges have told me that many repair folks will not touch those refrigerators.

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                                    • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                                      I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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                                      @jalefkowit uncool feature

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                                      • machias@mstdn.socialM machias@mstdn.social

                                        @jalefkowit wait, what? They ship their actual consumers models with a built in demo mode?

                                        We live in the age of insanity

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                                        @machias @jalefkowit wait, what? They ship their actual customers models built with bullshit touchscreens that can fuck up refrigeration?

                                        It's like touchscreens are the regexps for appliances, "now you have two problems".

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                                        • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                                          I learned two things this weekend. One is that Samsung refrigerator/freezers have a “Demo Mode” where everything seems to be running normally, but all the actual cooling functions have been disabled. And the other is that you can activate this mode by leaning against the door the wrong way

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                                          @jalefkowit Remember when appliances just did what they were supposed to do?

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