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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

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  • docatcdi@mastodon.socialD docatcdi@mastodon.social

    Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

    Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

    ojelabii@norden.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
    ojelabii@norden.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
    ojelabii@norden.social
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    @DocAtCDI That's, that's … 😈‼️

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    • docatcdi@mastodon.socialD docatcdi@mastodon.social

      Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

      Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

      itsmemariamarie@mastodon.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
      itsmemariamarie@mastodon.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
      itsmemariamarie@mastodon.social
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      @DocAtCDI 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      • docatcdi@mastodon.socialD docatcdi@mastodon.social

        Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

        Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

        grahamperrin@mastodon.bsd.cafeG This user is from outside of this forum
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        grahamperrin@mastodon.bsd.cafe
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        #4

        @DocAtCDI and eat pancakes. That was Him, too, wasn't it?

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        • docatcdi@mastodon.socialD docatcdi@mastodon.social

          Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

          Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

          countholdem@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
          countholdem@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
          countholdem@mastodon.social
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          #5

          @DocAtCDI I'm still stuck on the Monty Python Liberation Front

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          • countholdem@mastodon.socialC countholdem@mastodon.social

            @DocAtCDI I'm still stuck on the Monty Python Liberation Front

            mycotropic@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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            mycotropic@beige.party
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            @CountHoldem @DocAtCDI

            I think you meant the Popular Front......

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            • docatcdi@mastodon.socialD docatcdi@mastodon.social

              Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

              Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

              nicelymanifest@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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              nicelymanifest@mastodon.social
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              @DocAtCDI Not sure I ever knew how much Jesus was part of God or some inferior version - in capability - but superior in empathy. But did he really not have any of the all-knowing stuff? A pawn in his mate God's plans?

              Drill deep enough and religions reveal their mythological nature fairly fast.

              I mean, punish all mankind because a naive 1st lady got tricked by a talking snake planted by a tricking God ...

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              • docatcdi@mastodon.socialD docatcdi@mastodon.social

                Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

                Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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                sjcooke66@mastodon.social
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                #8

                @DocAtCDI 💥

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                • docatcdi@mastodon.socialD docatcdi@mastodon.social

                  Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

                  Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

                  joe@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
                  joe@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
                  joe@beige.party
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                  #9

                  @DocAtCDI When I want people to like me I just openly mock 2.4 billion people for no reason and I get internet points for being rude. Nothing is wrong with society.

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                  • nicelymanifest@mastodon.socialN nicelymanifest@mastodon.social

                    @DocAtCDI Not sure I ever knew how much Jesus was part of God or some inferior version - in capability - but superior in empathy. But did he really not have any of the all-knowing stuff? A pawn in his mate God's plans?

                    Drill deep enough and religions reveal their mythological nature fairly fast.

                    I mean, punish all mankind because a naive 1st lady got tricked by a talking snake planted by a tricking God ...

                    joe@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
                    joe@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
                    joe@beige.party
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                    #10

                    @NicelyManifest I guess if you change it then it's about anything you want it to be

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                    • docatcdi@mastodon.socialD docatcdi@mastodon.social

                      Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

                      Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

                      jeniparsons@mstdn.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                      jeniparsons@mstdn.social
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                      #11

                      @DocAtCDI fabulous! ❤️

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                      • docatcdi@mastodon.socialD docatcdi@mastodon.social

                        Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

                        Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

                        cheappontoon@beige.partyC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        cheappontoon@beige.party
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                        #12

                        @DocAtCDI

                        Was just now on the phone with my elderly and very religious aunt in a nursing home.

                        I'm hoping she'll forget I told her that joke.

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