<![CDATA[Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?']]>Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/c68b0ad3-6640-4d89-a2d0-bf0750c9ebba/whenever-i-m-in-trouble-i-think-what-would-jesus-doRSS for NodeMon, 06 Apr 2026 12:11:10 GMTFri, 03 Apr 2026 05:37:02 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?' on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 19:21:55 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI

Was just now on the phone with my elderly and very religious aunt in a nursing home.

I'm hoping she'll forget I told her that joke.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/CheapPontoon/statuses/116342398342616144https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/CheapPontoon/statuses/116342398342616144Fri, 03 Apr 2026 19:21:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?' on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:16:41 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI fabulous! ❤️

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/JeniParsons/statuses/116341669974872158https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/JeniParsons/statuses/116341669974872158Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:16:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?' on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:11:52 GMT]]>@NicelyManifest I guess if you change it then it's about anything you want it to be

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/joe/statuses/116341415104553393https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/joe/statuses/116341415104553393Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:11:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?' on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:11:11 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI When I want people to like me I just openly mock 2.4 billion people for no reason and I get internet points for being rude. Nothing is wrong with society.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/joe/statuses/116341412431112672https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/joe/statuses/116341412431112672Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:11:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?' on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 14:06:48 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI 💥

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sjcooke66/statuses/116341159235991162https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sjcooke66/statuses/116341159235991162Fri, 03 Apr 2026 14:06:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?' on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 13:42:31 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI Not sure I ever knew how much Jesus was part of God or some inferior version - in capability - but superior in empathy. But did he really not have any of the all-knowing stuff? A pawn in his mate God's plans?

Drill deep enough and religions reveal their mythological nature fairly fast.

I mean, punish all mankind because a naive 1st lady got tricked by a talking snake planted by a tricking God ...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115627417809417107/statuses/116341063798863218https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115627417809417107/statuses/116341063798863218Fri, 03 Apr 2026 13:42:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?' on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 13:33:50 GMT]]>@CountHoldem @DocAtCDI

I think you meant the Popular Front......

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/mycotropic/statuses/116341029648893415https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/mycotropic/statuses/116341029648893415Fri, 03 Apr 2026 13:33:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?' on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 12:17:38 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI I'm still stuck on the Monty Python Liberation Front

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115482733208514503/statuses/116340729974332997https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115482733208514503/statuses/116340729974332997Fri, 03 Apr 2026 12:17:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?' on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 10:41:26 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI and eat pancakes. That was Him, too, wasn't it?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/grahamperrin/statuses/116340351735659687https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/grahamperrin/statuses/116340351735659687Fri, 03 Apr 2026 10:41:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?' on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 10:40:38 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116326525133465901/statuses/116340348580328195https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116326525133465901/statuses/116340348580328195Fri, 03 Apr 2026 10:40:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?' on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 09:40:31 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI That's, that's … 😈‼️

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/ojelabii/statuses/116340112166497957https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/ojelabii/statuses/116340112166497957Fri, 03 Apr 2026 09:40:31 GMT