Really brings a tear to the eye.

[a@pdx.social]

@kjhealy @tvaziri It’s amazing to think how differently Cook’s tenure would be remembered if he’d stepped down 18 months ago, instead.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy Just yesterday I saw a Snopes post about, "Don't fall for these 15 fake Trump Truth Social Posts."

This isn't one of them. I checked.

[ocdtrekkie@mastodon.social]

@Janne_O @kjhealy That is, apparently, "the leader of the free world". People picked that guy.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@mray @kjhealy I'm still partially convinced I died 30 years ago (meth) and have been living through the, "Fake the sucker out and make them think there's hope," part of hell and the veil is about to be ripped open and the demons come out.

It's kind of a fucked time to have drug induced psychosis...but I deal. Been doing it a long time.

I just squeeze this cut on my hand...j/k. I used to have it pretty well in the back of my head until Trump jumped out and said he's the antichrist, BOO!!!

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy “During my 5 years as president” is such a Trumpism that most people really don't notice what he’s doing when he says that

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@Janne_O @kjhealy Trump informing people that the best way to get on his good side and earn his praises is to kiss his ass.

Of course, those praises will be, "This guy kissed my ass a lot so I said he's a good manager to anyone that would listen," so I'm not sure what worth they are.

I wonder why he's retiring...

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@Halaana @tsturm They won't learn about ANY of this.

[jandi@mastodon.social]

@LDJ @kjhealy They're advertising their bribe business.

[wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social]

@kjhealy a latter day head pat, if you will

[wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social]

@tsturm @fi I don't think it will take that long

[rosshunter@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy He just can’t resist patting himself on the back.

[wtrmt@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy that epitaph is a bit long: a big QR on the headstone may be better.

[stonykark@mstdn.ca]

@kjhealy @blogdiva apple the company will never be rid of his stain, just like IBM.

[freediverx@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy 🤮

[kitkat_blue@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy

Welll...Tim Cook/Apple IS a fawning, self-debasing, unprincipled, spineless asskisser (with tongue) so... *that* much isn't a lie...

[marcintosh@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy Tear to the eye, vomit in the mouth. Tomato, tomato.

[bubblegumyeti@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy fascist ass-kisser

[mason@partychickens.net]

@kjhealy That kind of thing is just baffling to me. I suspect even Twitler doesn't know what he's trying to say there.