Really brings a tear to the eye.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@Janne_O @kjhealy Trump informing people that the best way to get on his good side and earn his praises is to kiss his ass.

Of course, those praises will be, "This guy kissed my ass a lot so I said he's a good manager to anyone that would listen," so I'm not sure what worth they are.

I wonder why he's retiring...

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@Halaana @tsturm They won't learn about ANY of this.

[jandi@mastodon.social]

@LDJ @kjhealy They're advertising their bribe business.

[wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social]

@kjhealy a latter day head pat, if you will

[wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social]

@tsturm @fi I don't think it will take that long

[rosshunter@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy He just can’t resist patting himself on the back.

[wtrmt@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy that epitaph is a bit long: a big QR on the headstone may be better.

[stonykark@mstdn.ca]

@kjhealy @blogdiva apple the company will never be rid of his stain, just like IBM.

[freediverx@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy 🤮

[kitkat_blue@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy

Welll...Tim Cook/Apple IS a fawning, self-debasing, unprincipled, spineless asskisser (with tongue) so... *that* much isn't a lie...

[marcintosh@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy Tear to the eye, vomit in the mouth. Tomato, tomato.

[bubblegumyeti@mastodon.social]

@kjhealy fascist ass-kisser

[mason@partychickens.net]

@kjhealy That kind of thing is just baffling to me. I suspect even Twitler doesn't know what he's trying to say there.