Some people do big conspiracy theories, but I prefer low key Canadian conspiracies.

[rebeccabredin@mstdn.ca]

Some people do big conspiracy theories, but I prefer low key Canadian conspiracies. Here’s my #CanadianConspiracy of the day:

There is no way that #RyanReynolds #TimHortons doughnut campaign and #RyanGosling’s movie release being the same weekend is a coincidence. I love Reynolds, but him and his wife have a tendency to do sus shit, and this is the kind of innocent “who, me?” attention grabbing that Reynolds is REALLY good at.