<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Some people do big conspiracy theories, but I prefer low key Canadian conspiracies.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Some people do big conspiracy theories, but I prefer low key Canadian conspiracies. Here’s my <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/CanadianConspiracy" rel="tag">#<span>CanadianConspiracy</span></a> of the day:</p><p>There is no way that <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/RyanReynolds" rel="tag">#<span>RyanReynolds</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/TimHortons" rel="tag">#<span>TimHortons</span></a> doughnut campaign and <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/RyanGosling" rel="tag">#<span>RyanGosling</span></a>’s movie release being the same weekend is a coincidence. I love Reynolds, but him and his wife have a tendency to do sus shit, and this is the kind of innocent “who, me?” attention grabbing that Reynolds is REALLY good at.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/33d486db-b8cd-42c1-aec0-9f6a5ad8d1eb/some-people-do-big-conspiracy-theories-but-i-prefer-low-key-canadian-conspiracies.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:34:28 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/33d486db-b8cd-42c1-aec0-9f6a5ad8d1eb.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 03:27:59 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl></channel></rss>