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  3. If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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  • lordcaramac@discordian.socialL lordcaramac@discordian.social

    @bloor I think SQL should be pronounced like "squirrel".

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    @LordCaramac @bloor yes because you squirrel away all that data, keep backups that you forget to check and which then grow into trees.

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    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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      @bloor SQL is clearly pronounced “squeal”. MS SQL is “mice squeal”

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      • hareldan@mapstodon.spaceH hareldan@mapstodon.space

        @bloor html is pronounced 'hotmail'

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        @hareldan @bloor first time I heard 'sequel', I thought people were pranking me 😂

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        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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          @bloor presumably, BIND shall now be known as Bernard.

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          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

            If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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            @bloor
            Actually it is Donuts.

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            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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              @bloor Denis, denis!

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              • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                @bloor and, for the record, I’ve always described WWW as the Wibbly Wobbly Web

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                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                  @bloor I love the old 'Apache' server, named thus as it was initially patched together.

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                  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                    @bloor Dunes. Beware the sandworms.

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                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                      @bloor Luckily I have never anyone I care about pronounce it "sequel". I call it S-Q-L and I will die on that hill.

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                      • lumiukko@metalhead.clubL lumiukko@metalhead.club

                        @bloor Luckily I have never anyone I care about pronounce it "sequel". I call it S-Q-L and I will die on that hill.

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                        @lumiukko I agree.

                        I've always pronounced it My-Ess-Kew-Ell.

                        But equally I've always pronounced DNS as Dee-Enn-Ess.

                        In other words not MySequel and Dennis.

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                        • greem@cyberplace.socialG greem@cyberplace.social

                          @bloor "Denice", surely?

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                          @greem @bloor
                          Broke: "Sequel" and "Dennis"

                          Woke: "Squeal" and "Denice"

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                          • jimfl@hachyderm.ioJ jimfl@hachyderm.io

                            @nxskok @bloor @dennis@anarcho-syndicalist.commune

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                            @jimfl @bloor this being Mastodon, that *has* to be the name of a server somewhere.

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                            • icecolbeveridge@mathstodon.xyzI icecolbeveridge@mathstodon.xyz

                              @jimfl @nxskok @bloor pronounced “tsunami”

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                              @icecolbeveridge @jimfl @bloor stealing this!

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                              • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                @bloor Denise.

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                                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                  @bloor
                                  It's not. Sequel was a predecessor of SQL.

                                  Pronouncing SQL "sequel" is like pronouncing Windows "DOS".

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                                  • leeloo@c.imL leeloo@c.im

                                    @bloor
                                    It's not. Sequel was a predecessor of SQL.

                                    Pronouncing SQL "sequel" is like pronouncing Windows "DOS".

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                                    @leeloo @bloor It makes sense if you're spanish, because first there's Windows DOS and then there's Windows Tres Punto Uno.

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                                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                      @bloor .. ... I stick with squeal

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                                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                        @bloor It's always him!

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                                        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                          @bloor
                                          Danes. With a stretched out a.

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