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If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

    stitzl@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    @bloor Since SQL is pronounced "squeal", DNS has to be pronounced "dunce".

    I don't make the rules.

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    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

      jon_alper@mastodon.onlineJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      @bloor @octothorpe Given what a menace it often is, that would seem logical.

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      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

        dpiponi@mathstodon.xyzD This user is from outside of this forum
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        #114

        @bloor Surely Denis as in "Denis, Denis, Pour un baiser d'éternité."

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        • qwyrdo@disabled.socialQ qwyrdo@disabled.social

          @me_ @bloor HTTPS: hot piss?

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          @qwyrdo@disabled.social @bloor@bloor.tw @me_@sueden.social

          DHCP = dickpee, always

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          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

            If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

            mage_of_dragons@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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            #116

            @bloor It's always Dennis

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            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

              ginaintheburg@mastodon.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
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              #117

              @bloor

              As in “The Menace”?

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              • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

                feld@friedcheese.usF This user is from outside of this forum
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                #118
                @bloor it's always DENNIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

                  truh@shark.communityT This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #119

                  @bloor squeal

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                  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

                    lordcaramac@discordian.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #120

                    @bloor I think SQL should be pronounced like "squirrel".

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                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

                      hareldan@mapstodon.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #121

                      @bloor html is pronounced 'hotmail'

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                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

                        furrybeta@shark.communityF This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #122

                        @bloor DNS can certainly be a menace

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                        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

                          count_01@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #123

                          @bloor In Quebec it's pronounced "den-KNEE"

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                          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                            If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

                            hwll@sunny.gardenH This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #124

                            @bloor done

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                            • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                              @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                              PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                              @robinadams @bloor Post-GRE SQL is graduate-level SQL.

                              SQL is absolutely squirrel, though, it's where you squirrel away the things.

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                              • lordcaramac@discordian.socialL lordcaramac@discordian.social

                                @bloor I think SQL should be pronounced like "squirrel".

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                                #126

                                @LordCaramac @bloor yes because you squirrel away all that data, keep backups that you forget to check and which then grow into trees.

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                                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                  #127

                                  @bloor SQL is clearly pronounced “squeal”. MS SQL is “mice squeal”

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                                  • hareldan@mapstodon.spaceH hareldan@mapstodon.space

                                    @bloor html is pronounced 'hotmail'

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                                    #128

                                    @hareldan @bloor first time I heard 'sequel', I thought people were pranking me 😂

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                                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                      #129

                                      @bloor presumably, BIND shall now be known as Bernard.

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                                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

                                        chfkch@ruhr.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #130

                                        @bloor
                                        Actually it is Donuts.

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                                        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

                                          srtcd424@mas.toS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #131

                                          @bloor Denis, denis!

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