Annual compliance training day!
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“Do not submit an invoice for services you did not render” ok I won’t, I’m so glad we had a training on this
Hey can I say something? In 2026 people should not need to be told that men can be harassed too. Fuck you if you think a man can’t be a victim of harassment.
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
This is still my favorite depiction of bribery from a compliance training I had to take once.

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Hey can I say something? In 2026 people should not need to be told that men can be harassed too. Fuck you if you think a man can’t be a victim of harassment.
@dramypsyd To support your point, I experienced harassment back in the ‘before times’ when I thought I was a guy. And in multiple occasions.
People really shouldn’t need to be told that anyone can be a victim of harassment. That should just be a known fact in the Year of Perpetual Horrors 2026.
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@dramypsyd To support your point, I experienced harassment back in the ‘before times’ when I thought I was a guy. And in multiple occasions.
People really shouldn’t need to be told that anyone can be a victim of harassment. That should just be a known fact in the Year of Perpetual Horrors 2026.
@alex Right! Why is this news to people? Unless we are immediately firing anyone who gets that question wrong
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@alex Right! Why is this news to people? Unless we are immediately firing anyone who gets that question wrong
@dramypsyd We should clarify what kind of ‘firing’ we're talking about.
HR paperwork, or like… fired out of a cannon, dropped through a trapdoor…
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@quadrivial Yes they are covering that now! No abusing clients OR harassing them
@dramypsyd very important to know. 🤪
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
Today these seem quaint. But can I take 2 billion dollars from Saudi Arabia to attack Iran? Huh Huh pleeease
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
@dramypsyd I go through the same thing, twice-yearly, basically every six months about the same concepts.
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“Do not submit an invoice for services you did not render” ok I won’t, I’m so glad we had a training on this
@dramypsyd
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Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
@dramypsyd
Rules only the little peoople need to obey. #ComplianceTraining -
Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:
- I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
- I’m not allowed to commit fraud
- HIPAA is still a thingWill keep you all updated
Yeah, I have to go through that training every year. Who the hell is going to bribe a software engineer, and when will I ever get the opportunity to bribe anyone? Just leave me alone with an editor and a compiler and let me get on with it.
ISTM that this training is an expensive arse-covering exercise for someone further up the food chain.