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Annual compliance training day!

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  • dramypsyd@ohai.socialD dramypsyd@ohai.social

    “Do not submit an invoice for services you did not render” ok I won’t, I’m so glad we had a training on this

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    @dramypsyd yes but just think of all the CPD credits you’re getting!

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    • dramypsyd@ohai.socialD dramypsyd@ohai.social

      “Do not submit an invoice for services you did not render” ok I won’t, I’m so glad we had a training on this

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      Hey can I say something? In 2026 people should not need to be told that men can be harassed too. Fuck you if you think a man can’t be a victim of harassment.

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      • dramypsyd@ohai.socialD dramypsyd@ohai.social

        Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:

        - I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
        - I’m not allowed to commit fraud
        - HIPAA is still a thing

        Will keep you all updated

        chrisoliver@indieweb.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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        This is still my favorite depiction of bribery from a compliance training I had to take once.

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        • dramypsyd@ohai.socialD dramypsyd@ohai.social

          Hey can I say something? In 2026 people should not need to be told that men can be harassed too. Fuck you if you think a man can’t be a victim of harassment.

          alex@pawb.funA This user is from outside of this forum
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          @dramypsyd To support your point, I experienced harassment back in the ‘before times’ when I thought I was a guy. And in multiple occasions.

          People really shouldn’t need to be told that anyone can be a victim of harassment. That should just be a known fact in the Year of Perpetual Horrors 2026.

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          • alex@pawb.funA alex@pawb.fun

            @dramypsyd To support your point, I experienced harassment back in the ‘before times’ when I thought I was a guy. And in multiple occasions.

            People really shouldn’t need to be told that anyone can be a victim of harassment. That should just be a known fact in the Year of Perpetual Horrors 2026.

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            @alex Right! Why is this news to people? Unless we are immediately firing anyone who gets that question wrong

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            • dramypsyd@ohai.socialD dramypsyd@ohai.social

              @alex Right! Why is this news to people? Unless we are immediately firing anyone who gets that question wrong

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              @dramypsyd We should clarify what kind of ‘firing’ we're talking about.

              HR paperwork, or like… fired out of a cannon, dropped through a trapdoor…

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              • dramypsyd@ohai.socialD dramypsyd@ohai.social

                @quadrivial Yes they are covering that now! No abusing clients OR harassing them

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                #38

                @dramypsyd very important to know. 🤪

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                • dramypsyd@ohai.socialD dramypsyd@ohai.social

                  Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:

                  - I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
                  - I’m not allowed to commit fraud
                  - HIPAA is still a thing

                  Will keep you all updated

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                  @dramypsyd

                  Today these seem quaint. But can I take 2 billion dollars from Saudi Arabia to attack Iran? Huh Huh pleeease

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                  • dramypsyd@ohai.socialD dramypsyd@ohai.social

                    Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:

                    - I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
                    - I’m not allowed to commit fraud
                    - HIPAA is still a thing

                    Will keep you all updated

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                    jane_jordan@dragonscave.space
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                    #40

                    @dramypsyd I go through the same thing, twice-yearly, basically every six months about the same concepts.

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                    • dramypsyd@ohai.socialD dramypsyd@ohai.social

                      “Do not submit an invoice for services you did not render” ok I won’t, I’m so glad we had a training on this

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                      @dramypsyd
                      Obviously you're not a Republican.

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                      • dramypsyd@ohai.socialD dramypsyd@ohai.social

                        Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:

                        - I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
                        - I’m not allowed to commit fraud
                        - HIPAA is still a thing

                        Will keep you all updated

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                        @dramypsyd
                        Rules only the little peoople need to obey. #ComplianceTraining

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                        • dramypsyd@ohai.socialD dramypsyd@ohai.social

                          Annual compliance training day! So far I’ve learned:

                          - I’m not allowed to bribe anyone even if they’re outside the US
                          - I’m not allowed to commit fraud
                          - HIPAA is still a thing

                          Will keep you all updated

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                          @dramypsyd

                          Yeah, I have to go through that training every year. Who the hell is going to bribe a software engineer, and when will I ever get the opportunity to bribe anyone? Just leave me alone with an editor and a compiler and let me get on with it.

                          ISTM that this training is an expensive arse-covering exercise for someone further up the food chain.

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