I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time.

[jimfl@hachyderm.io]

@fesshole I just have one outfit, for exactly the same reason

[em_and_future_cats@mastodon.social]

@fesshole Wow! I do that too!!! it’s an amazing strategy (granted I take a shower after starting the washer so I’m “supposed” to be naked for that )

[eetschrijver@mastodon.social]

@fesshole Here's to efficient tumble driers.

[dshan@mastodon.au]

@fesshole Trust me, it's small step from that to doing the washing up naked, vacuuming the floors naked and eventually forgetting that you're naked when you answer the door and the postie drops dead at your feet from shock ...

[satsuma@dice.camp]

@dshan @fesshole vacuuming naked is a good way to end up in A&E with a nozzle attachment “accidentally” lodged up your fundament.

[bonehousewasps@beige.party]

@fesshole *all* of your clothes? What happens if the washing machine breaks down mid-cycle?

[koh_kun@mastodon.social]

@fesshole are you crazy? Why don't you just shower with your clothes on?

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@fesshole Practical.

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@fesshole

You put all your clothes in together, regardless of colour and fabric type? You do know that's why your clothes are turning grey and your jumpers all shrink?

[sldrant@mastodon.social]

@CppGuy @fesshole all black and all cotton maybe?

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@sldrant

Bleak.

@fesshole

[michael@westergaard.social]

I do my cooking naked, so that all of my food will be ready at the same time.