<![CDATA[I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time.]]>I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/a60ab746-312d-4b36-bafb-67ec0da09343/i-do-my-laundry-naked-so-that-all-of-my-clothes-will-be-clean-at-the-same-time.RSS for NodeThu, 30 Apr 2026 20:28:26 GMTTue, 21 Apr 2026 13:20:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 18:56:02 GMT]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://westergaard.social/objects/b438732f-fdd3-4ff5-8bbd-bb76073ea83ehttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://westergaard.social/objects/b438732f-fdd3-4ff5-8bbd-bb76073ea83eTue, 21 Apr 2026 18:56:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 17:18:24 GMT]]>@sldrant

Bleak.

@fesshole

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.space/users/CppGuy/statuses/116443834262494058https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.space/users/CppGuy/statuses/116443834262494058Tue, 21 Apr 2026 17:18:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:48:12 GMT]]>@CppGuy @fesshole all black and all cotton maybe?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sldrant/statuses/116443715501891998https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sldrant/statuses/116443715501891998Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:48:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:45:30 GMT]]>@fesshole

You put all your clothes in together, regardless of colour and fabric type? You do know that's why your clothes are turning grey and your jumpers all shrink?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.space/users/CppGuy/statuses/116443704868998341https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.space/users/CppGuy/statuses/116443704868998341Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:45:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:44:02 GMT]]>@fesshole Practical.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116443699122709105https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116443699122709105Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:44:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:46:47 GMT]]>@fesshole are you crazy? Why don't you just shower with your clothes on?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/koh_kun/statuses/116443474014663028https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/koh_kun/statuses/116443474014663028Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:46:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:36:11 GMT]]>@fesshole *all* of your clothes? What happens if the washing machine breaks down mid-cycle?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/BoneHouseWasps/statuses/116443432300083523https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/BoneHouseWasps/statuses/116443432300083523Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:36:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:42:11 GMT]]>@dshan @fesshole vacuuming naked is a good way to end up in A&E with a nozzle attachment “accidentally” lodged up your fundament.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dice.camp/users/satsuma/statuses/116443219955725767https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dice.camp/users/satsuma/statuses/116443219955725767Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:42:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:34:50 GMT]]>@fesshole Trust me, it's small step from that to doing the washing up naked, vacuuming the floors naked and eventually forgetting that you're naked when you answer the door and the postie drops dead at your feet from shock ...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.au/users/dshan/statuses/116443191058145272https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.au/users/dshan/statuses/116443191058145272Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:34:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:24:21 GMT]]>@fesshole Here's to efficient tumble driers.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Eetschrijver/statuses/116443149887383889https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Eetschrijver/statuses/116443149887383889Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:24:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:19:30 GMT]]>@fesshole Wow! I do that too!!!😹 it’s an amazing strategy 😹 (granted I take a shower after starting the washer so I’m “supposed” to be naked for that 😹)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/em_and_future_cats/statuses/116443130765540936https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/em_and_future_cats/statuses/116443130765540936Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:19:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:55:21 GMT]]>@fesshole I just have one outfit, for exactly the same reason

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jimfl/statuses/116443035797538116https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jimfl/statuses/116443035797538116Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:55:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:43:40 GMT]]>@fesshole

Now that you mention it, this is probably a porno

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://retro-gaiden.com/users/slowlygoingsane/statuses/116442989915444318https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://retro-gaiden.com/users/slowlygoingsane/statuses/116442989915444318Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:43:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:30:46 GMT]]>@fesshole I SO get this one!!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/RobinFriend/statuses/116442939162920414https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/RobinFriend/statuses/116442939162920414Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:30:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I do my laundry naked, so that all of my clothes will be clean at the same time. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:21:32 GMT]]>@fesshole Yes, one has been known to undress in front of the washing machine on the way to bed. Doesn't sound very outlandish to me.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/TimWardCam/statuses/116442902877019329https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/TimWardCam/statuses/116442902877019329Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:21:32 GMT