Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
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Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.
Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.
Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!
@jgilbert device driver fails. Ptooie!
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Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.
Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.
Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!
@jgilbert with enough ejection force you could use it as a short range communication protocol
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@jgilbert with enough ejection force you could use it as a short range communication protocol
@jgilbert I used to have a camera, that had a spring loaded microSD port, that could easily shoot a card 15meters
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Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.
Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.
Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!
@jgilbert @sweetmonkeyjesus As long as it makes the ptoooie sound for all use cases, I’m fully supportive of the idea…
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Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.
Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.
Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!
@jgilbert Why do you want to create more battery wear like this?
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@jgilbert Why do you want to create more battery wear like this?
@malwareminigun I mean, obviously it's because I am a joyless, soulless husk of a human who hates computers and mobile phones as much as I do myself, right?
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@malwareminigun I mean, obviously it's because I am a joyless, soulless husk of a human who hates computers and mobile phones as much as I do myself, right?
@jgilbert What? (What does ejecting a perfectly useful charging cable have to do with being a joyless souless husk?)
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@jgilbert What? (What does ejecting a perfectly useful charging cable have to do with being a joyless souless husk?)
@malwareminigun friend, you gotta look past the technological impacts of what's in your pockets, on your desks, where ever, and rediscover that whimsy we lost sometime ago when computers stopped being fun and just became gray, faceless, containers for broken software. A device that we can ascribe a human activity like "ugh this tastes terrible!" is so much more fun than "VIRUS DETECTED IN USB E:"
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@malwareminigun friend, you gotta look past the technological impacts of what's in your pockets, on your desks, where ever, and rediscover that whimsy we lost sometime ago when computers stopped being fun and just became gray, faceless, containers for broken software. A device that we can ascribe a human activity like "ugh this tastes terrible!" is so much more fun than "VIRUS DETECTED IN USB E:"
@jgilbert OK by this metric the joyless souless husk is me, not you. But I still think things have gotten blown way out of proportion here. I'm just trying to counter the myth I see all over the place asking for automatically detaching chargers when batteries are full based on a belief that it is more efficient to do that (because it is a mistaken belief).
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@malwareminigun friend, you gotta look past the technological impacts of what's in your pockets, on your desks, where ever, and rediscover that whimsy we lost sometime ago when computers stopped being fun and just became gray, faceless, containers for broken software. A device that we can ascribe a human activity like "ugh this tastes terrible!" is so much more fun than "VIRUS DETECTED IN USB E:"
@malwareminigun (I mean, but, I *do* hate my phone, and I wish it would die a horrible death)
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Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports.
Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable.
Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out.
Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!
@jgilbert imagining it now as a part of some Final Destination-esque Rube-Goldberg-of-death scene. delightful!
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