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OH: "There are two hard problems in computer science.

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  • gvwilson@mastodon.socialG gvwilson@mastodon.social

    OH: "There are two hard problems in computer science. Please don't be a third."

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    @gvwilson IIRC the computer contradictionary identifies the two hard problems as naming, cache invalidation, and off-by-one errors?

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    • gvwilson@mastodon.socialG gvwilson@mastodon.social

      OH: "There are two hard problems in computer science. Please don't be a third."

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      @gvwilson the fifth is the ability to count accurately in the face of concurrent actors across distributed hosts with failing disks and network parti-F84htjs^$_-_..

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      • gvwilson@mastodon.socialG gvwilson@mastodon.social

        OH: "There are two hard problems in computer science. Please don't be a third."

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        #10

        @gvwilson There are two hard problems in computer science and infinite hard problems in computer practice. (Most of them have a username or three.)

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        • kithrup@wandering.shopK kithrup@wandering.shop

          @fabiosantoscode @gvwilson That's one of the jokes, yes. 😄 One of my favorites for that matter.

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          @kithrup @fabiosantoscode @gvwilson "Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency...."

          (Nobody expected that)

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          • gvwilson@mastodon.socialG gvwilson@mastodon.social

            OH: "There are two hard problems in computer science. Please don't be a third."

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            @gvwilson the best term I heard for this was when IT called out sometimes they'd come back and say "that job was a Picnic"

            "Problem In Chair Not in Computer"

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            • nomenloony@nomenloony.comN nomenloony@nomenloony.com

              @gvwilson the best term I heard for this was when IT called out sometimes they'd come back and say "that job was a Picnic"

              "Problem In Chair Not in Computer"

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              @nomenloony @gvwilson
              I know that as "PEBCAC" - Problem exists between chair and Computer

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              • sherbang@chaos.socialS sherbang@chaos.social

                @kithrup @fabiosantoscode @gvwilson "Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency...."

                (Nobody expected that)

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                Fetch the comfy chair!

                @sherbang @kithrup @fabiosantoscode @gvwilson

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                • raganwald@social.bau-ha.usR raganwald@social.bau-ha.us

                  @gvwilson Dark Joke:

                  The third hard problem is automobile safety.

                  (Sadly, Phil Karlton and his wife were killed in a car accident.)

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                  @raganwald @gvwilson

                  All of this are Layer 10-12 problems, mostly. Some Layer 9.

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                  • vampirdaddy@chaos.socialV vampirdaddy@chaos.social

                    @nomenloony @gvwilson
                    I know that as "PEBCAC" - Problem exists between chair and Computer

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                    @vampirdaddy @nomenloony @gvwilson Error 40
                    The source of the error is 40 centimeters from the screen. It rolls off the tongue in my language. Not so much in this one.

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                    • gvwilson@mastodon.socialG gvwilson@mastodon.social

                      OH: "There are two hard problems in computer science. Please don't be a third."

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                      #17

                      @gvwilson Was that aimed at a person or an idea? I could see it easily fitting with both.

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