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[umrk@metalhead.club]

@HailsandAles
There once was a young man named Chris
Who delighted in taking the…

ah…never mind

[likeitorlumpit@mstdn.social]

@HailsandAles

Please verify your account by posting a photo of moss or fungi.

[verymetalsite@mastodon.social]

@HailsandAles

this toot is tootally rooted
in inspirational desserts
covered in chocolate sauce
served with whipped letters
not of something sooted

so the unverifiable pleaded
to be verified was so direly needed
as to the why nobody has a clue
verification is tootally due

[rockmastermike@beige.party]

@HailsandAles
there once was a man from Boston
who drove around in an Austin
there was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas
but his balls hung outside and he lost 'em

[elijquilting@beige.party]

@HailsandAles Can I offer you a picture of a cat instead?

[hailsandales@metalhead.club]

@EliJquilting purrfectly acceptable

[elijquilting@beige.party]

@HailsandAles

[jeffron@ohai.social]

@HailsandAles

verification:
a robot would not eat a
pound block of this cheese

[mrbranch40@mastodon.world]

@HailsandAles

I know the exact locating of Sarah Connor.

[ryanparsley@mastodon.social]

@HailsandAles
There once was a toot from Ohio
From some guy who with a "witty" reply o
Try as he would
His rhymes were not good
But at least he wasn't AI though

[kolya@social.cologne]

@HailsandAles
there once was a man from Nantucket
ah, fuck it

[clickhere@mastodon.ie]

@LikeItOrLumpIt @HailsandAles

This! and/or cats.

[doubleaa@social.lol]

@HailsandAles This time I’ma let it all come out,
This time I’ma stand up and shout,
I’ma do things my way, It’s my way,
My way or the ouch I threw my back out.

[beandev@social.tchncs.de]

@HailsandAles

A bold little mammoth named Mastodon,
Had servers that hummed until dawn.
With no billionaire's whim,
The "toots" were quite grim,
While Twitter’s blue bird was long gone.

@TheBreadmonkey

[wastelandwandrr@freeradical.zone]

@TheBreadmonkey @beandev @HailsandAles It’s on my left shoulder, on its back, impaled by an X!

[acm_redfox@jawns.club]

@HailsandAles please post and critique at least three photos of mossy branches...

[mobbarley@stranger.social]

@HailsandAles this app be dope, other sida nope, yer ass my soap

[ratcatcher@beige.party]

@HailsandAles

Here's my bank account
Take all the money in there
It's not very much

[victorsigmoid@hachyderm.io]

@HailsandAles
There was a tooter
Had a thought
That AI was so lame, oh
A-I A-I- Oh
A-I A-I- Oh
A-I A-I- Oh
AI is so lame oh.

[lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social]

@HailsandAles
“Is ketchup a sauce?” Asked a don.
I replied “It depends what it’s on.”
If it’s on a hot dog
Or on any type frog
What sort of maniac are you?