Hi, this is Mastodon Support.

[elijquilting@beige.party]

@HailsandAles

[jeffron@ohai.social]

@HailsandAles

verification:
a robot would not eat a
pound block of this cheese

[mrbranch40@mastodon.world]

@HailsandAles

I know the exact locating of Sarah Connor.

[ryanparsley@mastodon.social]

@HailsandAles
There once was a toot from Ohio
From some guy who with a "witty" reply o
Try as he would
His rhymes were not good
But at least he wasn't AI though

[kolya@social.cologne]

@HailsandAles
there once was a man from Nantucket
ah, fuck it

[clickhere@mastodon.ie]

@LikeItOrLumpIt @HailsandAles

This! and/or cats.

[doubleaa@social.lol]

@HailsandAles This time I’ma let it all come out,
This time I’ma stand up and shout,
I’ma do things my way, It’s my way,
My way or the ouch I threw my back out.

[beandev@social.tchncs.de]

@HailsandAles

A bold little mammoth named Mastodon,
Had servers that hummed until dawn.
With no billionaire's whim,
The "toots" were quite grim,
While Twitter’s blue bird was long gone.

@TheBreadmonkey

[wastelandwandrr@freeradical.zone]

@TheBreadmonkey @beandev @HailsandAles It’s on my left shoulder, on its back, impaled by an X!

[acm_redfox@jawns.club]

@HailsandAles please post and critique at least three photos of mossy branches...

[mobbarley@stranger.social]

@HailsandAles this app be dope, other sida nope, yer ass my soap

[ratcatcher@beige.party]

@HailsandAles

Here's my bank account
Take all the money in there
It's not very much

[victorsigmoid@hachyderm.io]

@HailsandAles
There was a tooter
Had a thought
That AI was so lame, oh
A-I A-I- Oh
A-I A-I- Oh
A-I A-I- Oh
AI is so lame oh.

[lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social]

@HailsandAles
“Is ketchup a sauce?” Asked a don.
I replied “It depends what it’s on.”
If it’s on a hot dog
Or on any type frog
What sort of maniac are you?

[libramoon@mastodon.social]

@HailsandAles

I verify me
as here legitimately
just look! Here I am

[brentguernsey@infosec.exchange]

@HailsandAles

The Orange One, he always appalls
When he angrily hurls ketchup at walls
When briefers say "Hark,
we've bad news" his nerves spark
Then he bombs Iran just on a lark