You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy

[wizzwizz4@fosstodon.org]

@argentumcation 2-in-1 shampoo does one thing: clean. In that sense, it complies with the Unix philosophy (just as sh and make do). By the same token, why stop at 2? We should extend the shampoo container with extra compartments to hold all manner of cleaning chemicals, as well as various abrasive surfaces, to produce the most Unixy cleaning tool of them all: 800 millilitres and constantly scrubbing.

[k1m@chaos.social]

@argentumcation .... it isn't all files?

[argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems]

@wizzwizz4 you've created Systemd for showering

[baronvonj@mas.to]

@argentumcation ackshually it's shamp/GNU

[w8l@scalie.zone]

@argentumcation @wizzwizz4
systemd-bathd

[reilyh@blahaj.zone]

@argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems "Two in one is bullshit term, because one is not big enough to hold two. That’s why two was created. If it [were] two in one, it would be overflowing. Bottle would be all sticky and shit."

- Mitch Hedberg :3

[jes@labyrinth.zone]

@wizzwizz4 @argentumcation but 2 in 1 does 2 things

[doctormo@floss.social]

@argentumcation

It's ok if you use a pipe.

[argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems]

@doctormo
I mean sure if it's aliased to shampoo $1 | conditioner

[prohaller@mastodon.social]

@argentumcation @doctormo
I think this debate ignores accessibility concerns, and I find that offensive.

[doctormo@floss.social]

@argentumcation

water | shampoo && conditioner || main && tail

[saorsa@neondystopia.world]

Systemd, your reliable bleach, detergent, fabric softener, dish soap, hand soap, shampoo, conditioner, mouth wash and hair foam.

@argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems

[georgebaily@mastodon.social]

@argentumcation meanwhile in our household we use soapsystemd for shower, dishes, antifreeze, mouthwash, fabric conditioner, and to add a fresh spritz to the kids' water bottles.

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@k1m
that's shampoo9
@argentumcation

[mgorny@social.treehouse.systems]

@argentumcation, /me looks terrified at my vitamin pills.

[cimb4@norden.social]

@w8l @argentumcation @wizzwizz4 based! (get it, cuz soap.. hehe.. well actually that stuff uses detergent, not soap but-)

[hatch_stir@gulp.cafe]

@argentumcation a true Unix purist would never buy a car with an air conditioner in it

[wolf480pl@mstdn.io]

@argentumcation @wizzwizz4
no, it's ffmpeg of showering

[manualcookie@hachyderm.io]

@doctormo @argentumcation don't forget head and potentially cat

[mztx@forcefemm.ing]

@argentumcation you're not supposed to use separate shampoo and shower gel because of liquid deduplication policies