Much in this world depends on setting a good example.

[randahl@mastodon.social]

Much in this world depends on setting a good example.

In related news, here is Trump’s Secretary of Health telling podcast listeners how he is used to snorting cocaine off toilet seats, so germs are nothing to be scared of.

Tell me… are we still living in reality… or is everything just satire now?

[paulk@writing.exchange]

@randahl This is beyond worrying.
Secretary of health. Oh, wait. TRUMP's secretary of health, from the president who advised to drink bleach. That explains a lot.

[roger@nrw.social]

@randahl Second.

[paul_stilgar@mastodon.social]

@randahl

The good news is that he is secretary of health ( and human services )

There should be fewer GAGAs in 3 years.

And their deregulation on clean air and clean water is going to help.

#usa #health

[jzb@hachyderm.io]

@randahl @glynmoody Pretty sure it’s all satire now. I feel like we’re living in a simulation and the kid playing the game got bored in our 2016 and just started throwing shit at the wall to try to make it interesting.

[fgbjr@indieweb.social]

@randahl I think maybe Trump, after watching his Attorney General make such a spectacle of herself in Congress that people are focussed once again on the Epstein scandal, said "This needs a bigger distraction. Get me Bobby on the phone."

[photo55@mastodon.social]

@randahl but he is a persistent liar in a group of inveterate liars. He is one of the shits the zone has been flooded with, and he might well be keeping his nose above ... water ... thus.

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

@randahl
Seriously??????

[gustodon@mas.to]

@jzb We used to live in Gran Turismo now we live in Flatout.

[jmcclure@sciences.social]

@randahl

To be fair, I'm far less afraid of the impact of germs on our society than I am the impact of the guy who snorts cocaine off of toilet seats.

MAGA is the worst disease modern society has ever seen.

[nead@social.vivaldi.net]

@randahl If RFK Jr is the by-product of germs from toilet seats, then we need to be afraid. Very afraid. #PassTheLysol

[viduq@mstdn.social]

@randahl hypocrites! those of you who never snored cocaine off of toilet seats may throw the first stone!

[blechterror@mastodon.de]

@randahl I'm just imagining how some parents in the bible belt now explain to their kids how they had to rally for this. ️

[fnrk@social.tchncs.de]

@randahl
He obviously didn't take enough of the stuff.

[blechterror@mastodon.de]

@viduq @randahl 🪨

[fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk]

@randahl reminder: he doesn't believe germs are real. he's said so.

[adipoeserpursch@troet.cafe]

@randahl @paulk Wasn't that position renamed to "Secretary of Disease"? Like "Departement of Defense" is now "Departement of War"..? 🥴

[nocci@punk.cyber77.de]

@randahl@mastodon.social

No Surprises - Radiohead

[blechterror@mastodon.de]

@Nead @randahl @angel 🪱🧠

[art_histories@mastodon.social]

@randahl Maybe someone should tell RFK that this is not a heroic deed but just disgusting. Also, on a side note: Toilet seats are not as germ-infested as we think. (The flush-button the door handle are way worse).
I would recommend him to climb into a sewage pipe and to lick cocaine from the sewage pipe walls. That would do the trick.