Much in this world depends on setting a good example.
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@randahl @glynmoody Pretty sure it’s all satire now. I feel like we’re living in a simulation and the kid playing the game got bored in our 2016 and just started throwing shit at the wall to try to make it interesting.
@jzb We used to live in Gran Turismo now we live in Flatout.
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Much in this world depends on setting a good example.
In related news, here is Trump’s Secretary of Health telling podcast listeners how he is used to snorting cocaine off toilet seats, so germs are nothing to be scared of.
Tell me… are we still living in reality… or is everything just satire now?
To be fair, I'm far less afraid of the impact of germs on our society than I am the impact of the guy who snorts cocaine off of toilet seats.
MAGA is the worst disease modern society has ever seen.
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Much in this world depends on setting a good example.
In related news, here is Trump’s Secretary of Health telling podcast listeners how he is used to snorting cocaine off toilet seats, so germs are nothing to be scared of.
Tell me… are we still living in reality… or is everything just satire now?
@randahl If RFK Jr is the by-product of germs from toilet seats, then we need to be afraid. Very afraid. #PassTheLysol
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Much in this world depends on setting a good example.
In related news, here is Trump’s Secretary of Health telling podcast listeners how he is used to snorting cocaine off toilet seats, so germs are nothing to be scared of.
Tell me… are we still living in reality… or is everything just satire now?
@randahl hypocrites! those of you who never snored cocaine off of toilet seats may throw the first stone!
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Much in this world depends on setting a good example.
In related news, here is Trump’s Secretary of Health telling podcast listeners how he is used to snorting cocaine off toilet seats, so germs are nothing to be scared of.
Tell me… are we still living in reality… or is everything just satire now?
@randahl I'm just imagining how some parents in the bible belt now explain to their kids how they had to rally for this.
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Much in this world depends on setting a good example.
In related news, here is Trump’s Secretary of Health telling podcast listeners how he is used to snorting cocaine off toilet seats, so germs are nothing to be scared of.
Tell me… are we still living in reality… or is everything just satire now?
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@randahl hypocrites! those of you who never snored cocaine off of toilet seats may throw the first stone!
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Much in this world depends on setting a good example.
In related news, here is Trump’s Secretary of Health telling podcast listeners how he is used to snorting cocaine off toilet seats, so germs are nothing to be scared of.
Tell me… are we still living in reality… or is everything just satire now?
@randahl reminder: he doesn't believe germs are real. he's said so.
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@randahl This is beyond worrying.
Secretary of health. Oh, wait. TRUMP's secretary of health, from the president who advised to drink bleach. That explains a lot. -
Much in this world depends on setting a good example.
In related news, here is Trump’s Secretary of Health telling podcast listeners how he is used to snorting cocaine off toilet seats, so germs are nothing to be scared of.
Tell me… are we still living in reality… or is everything just satire now?
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@randahl If RFK Jr is the by-product of germs from toilet seats, then we need to be afraid. Very afraid. #PassTheLysol
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Much in this world depends on setting a good example.
In related news, here is Trump’s Secretary of Health telling podcast listeners how he is used to snorting cocaine off toilet seats, so germs are nothing to be scared of.
Tell me… are we still living in reality… or is everything just satire now?
@randahl Maybe someone should tell RFK that this is not a heroic deed but just disgusting. Also, on a side note: Toilet seats are not as germ-infested as we think. (The flush-button the door handle are way worse).
I would recommend him to climb into a sewage pipe and to lick cocaine from the sewage pipe walls. That would do the trick. -
@randahl Maybe someone should tell RFK that this is not a heroic deed but just disgusting. Also, on a side note: Toilet seats are not as germ-infested as we think. (The flush-button the door handle are way worse).
I would recommend him to climb into a sewage pipe and to lick cocaine from the sewage pipe walls. That would do the trick.@art_histories @randahl Wonder how Jack or Robert would treat him, if they were still around.
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@randahl I'm just imagining how some parents in the bible belt now explain to their kids how they had to rally for this.
️ @blechterror @randahl Some of those don't believe neither.
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@art_histories @randahl Wonder how Jack or Robert would treat him, if they were still around.
@swggrkllr3rd @randahl It may sound unkind but sometimes I think that lobotomy would not be the worst option to deal with people like him. You can't just rely on brain worms, they are not doing a proper job.
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@randahl @glynmoody Pretty sure it’s all satire now. I feel like we’re living in a simulation and the kid playing the game got bored in our 2016 and just started throwing shit at the wall to try to make it interesting.
@jzb @randahl @glynmoody There is a matching depiction of said kid throwing
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@randahl hypocrites! those of you who never snored cocaine off of toilet seats may throw the first stone!
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@swggrkllr3rd @randahl It may sound unkind but sometimes I think that lobotomy would not be the worst option to deal with people like him. You can't just rely on brain worms, they are not doing a proper job.
@art_histories @randahl Sadly Jack's sister was treated to that.
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@art_histories @randahl Sadly Jack's sister was treated to that.
@swggrkllr3rd @randahl That's exactly why I mentioned it. Maybe not in the best taste, I am sorry, I tend to have a pitch-black humor. Lobotomy was an awful, cruel practise.
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Much in this world depends on setting a good example.
In related news, here is Trump’s Secretary of Health telling podcast listeners how he is used to snorting cocaine off toilet seats, so germs are nothing to be scared of.
Tell me… are we still living in reality… or is everything just satire now?
