Making plans for tonight’s D&D.

[empyclaw@mastodon.social]

Making plans for tonight’s D&D. The players are in the sewers and the thought that just came to mind…. Shit Golem.

#dnd #ttrpg

[berdandy@mstdn.games]

@EmpyClaw if you want to clean it up a LITTLE, fat (berg) golem? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

[afeinman@wandering.shop]

@EmpyClaw Like the Excremental from "Dogma"?

[empyclaw@mastodon.social]

@berdandy Oooh! TIL that’s a thing. Maybe this thing lobs heavy hunks of fatberg at the PCs.

[empyclaw@mastodon.social]

@afeinman I’ve never seen it! Will need to check it out

[petterofcats@mastodon.world]

@EmpyClaw oozes!

[mountainwizard@metalhead.club]

@EmpyClaw i need a successful constitution saving throw not to puke.

[ninjadebugger@mastodon.sandwich.net]

@EmpyClaw Every GM at some point thinks "I should definitely force the players to go into the sewers, it'll be great!"

It's always just another shitty adventure, though.