customer: we need a wet signature
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@hypha if your cryptographic signature is wet, you’re very bad at computer
@0xabad1dea @hypha and if it's creepy you were doing creeptography all along
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@0xabad1dea @hypha and if it's creepy you were doing creeptography all along
@whitequark @0xabad1dea @hypha is that what they're calling stalkerware these days
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@hypha if your cryptographic signature is wet, you’re very bad at computer
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customer: we need a wet signature
me, rummaging through my fountain pens: this cheap paper won’t hold up to my wettest nibs at all, but okay
@0xabad1dea done by wet ink or executed from wet wired implant memory?
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@hypha if your cryptographic signature is wet, you’re very bad at computer
@0xabad1dea @hypha that's just if you do the signature in your brain, with your wetware
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@hypha if your cryptographic signature is wet, you’re very bad at computer
@0xabad1dea @hypha but good at security, at least!
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customer: we need a wet signature
me, rummaging through my fountain pens: this cheap paper won’t hold up to my wettest nibs at all, but okay
@0xabad1dea
I'd just grab a ball point pen and a glass of water. -
customer: we need a wet signature
me, rummaging through my fountain pens: this cheap paper won’t hold up to my wettest nibs at all, but okay
@0xabad1dea Polish language supremacy, we call these hand signatures (podpis odręczny)
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customer: we need a wet signature
me, rummaging through my fountain pens: this cheap paper won’t hold up to my wettest nibs at all, but okay
@0xabad1dea Recommend a Diamine sparkly for this...
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customer: we need a wet signature
me, rummaging through my fountain pens: this cheap paper won’t hold up to my wettest nibs at all, but okay
@0xabad1dea I figured it from context, but looked up what a wet signature was to be sure. I saw this cursed image so now I must share it:
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customer: we need a wet signature
me, rummaging through my fountain pens: this cheap paper won’t hold up to my wettest nibs at all, but okay
@0xabad1dea HERO: ink seller. I need your wettest nibs.
NIB SELLER: My nibs are too wet for you traveller. You can't handle my nibs, they're too strong for you -
@0xabad1dea @hypha and if it's creepy you were doing creeptography all along
@whitequark @0xabad1dea @hypha And creeptography is only really used for creeptocurrencies and other blokechain nonsense.
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