<![CDATA[customer: we need a wet signature]]>customer: we need a wet signature

me, rummaging through my fountain pens: this cheap paper won’t hold up to my wettest nibs at all, but okay

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/13518db6-2bd1-47da-987b-9944edf015cf/customer-we-need-a-wet-signatureRSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 02:43:16 GMTMon, 11 May 2026 11:55:11 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 13:17:35 GMT]]>@whitequark @0xabad1dea @hypha And creeptography is only really used for creeptocurrencies and other blokechain nonsense.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/bob_zim/statuses/116556133523012816https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/bob_zim/statuses/116556133523012816Mon, 11 May 2026 13:17:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:28:03 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea HERO: ink seller. I need your wettest nibs.
NIB SELLER: My nibs are too wet for you traveller. You can't handle my nibs, they're too strong for you

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tenforward.social/users/jeffcutsinger/statuses/116555938782252975https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tenforward.social/users/jeffcutsinger/statuses/116555938782252975Mon, 11 May 2026 12:28:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:20:19 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I figured it from context, but looked up what a wet signature was to be sure. I saw this cursed image so now I must share it:

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AlSweigart/statuses/116555908323627989https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AlSweigart/statuses/116555908323627989Mon, 11 May 2026 12:20:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:18:17 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Recommend a Diamine sparkly for this... 😉

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/stonebear2/statuses/116555900323939171https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/stonebear2/statuses/116555900323939171Mon, 11 May 2026 12:18:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:17:58 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Polish language supremacy, we call these hand signatures (podpis odręczny)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.cysioland.pl/users/me/statuses/116555899079611443https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.cysioland.pl/users/me/statuses/116555899079611443Mon, 11 May 2026 12:17:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:15:59 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea
I'd just grab a ball point pen and a glass of water.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/ap/users/116216635389955538/statuses/116555891324974472https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/ap/users/116216635389955538/statuses/116555891324974472Mon, 11 May 2026 12:15:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:15:30 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea @hypha but good at security, at least!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.circl.lu/users/quinn/statuses/116555889413200462https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.circl.lu/users/quinn/statuses/116555889413200462Mon, 11 May 2026 12:15:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:14:05 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea @hypha that's just if you do the signature in your brain, with your wetware

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://icosahedron.website/users/halcy/statuses/116555883816518489https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://icosahedron.website/users/halcy/statuses/116555883816518489Mon, 11 May 2026 12:14:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:10:54 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea done by wet ink or executed from wet wired implant memory?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/f4grx/statuses/116555871321401443https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/f4grx/statuses/116555871321401443Mon, 11 May 2026 12:10:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:09:05 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea @hypha

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/Aut/statuses/116555864161180460https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/Aut/statuses/116555864161180460Mon, 11 May 2026 12:09:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:06:14 GMT]]>@whitequark @0xabad1dea @hypha is that what they're calling stalkerware these days

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.noyu.me/users/hikari/statuses/01KRBEWH4A5V9GVV93DCJ3TEDMhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.noyu.me/users/hikari/statuses/01KRBEWH4A5V9GVV93DCJ3TEDMMon, 11 May 2026 12:06:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:04:31 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea @hypha and if it's creepy you were doing creeptography all along

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116555846227984132https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116555846227984132Mon, 11 May 2026 12:04:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:02:01 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea there is a reason i don't do cryptography ^^

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st/users/hypha/statuses/01KRBEMT9D1ZC2H3KQH83XGQBGhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st/users/hypha/statuses/01KRBEMT9D1ZC2H3KQH83XGQBGMon, 11 May 2026 12:02:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 12:00:13 GMT]]>@hypha if your cryptographic signature is wet, you’re very bad at computer

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116555829344014351https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116555829344014351Mon, 11 May 2026 12:00:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to customer: we need a wet signature on Mon, 11 May 2026 11:56:15 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea with you i never know if this is about fountain pen or cryptography

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st/users/hypha/statuses/01KRBEA8KJ2F2EKB7MF0CWK8F5https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st/users/hypha/statuses/01KRBEA8KJ2F2EKB7MF0CWK8F5Mon, 11 May 2026 11:56:15 GMT