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People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

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  • algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.clubA algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.club

    @munin its pretty much https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/ ran through a slop machine.

    I knew the graphics looked familiar.

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    @algernon

    lol, so it's plagiarism too?

    go fucking figure.

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    • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

      @algernon

      lol, so it's plagiarism too?

      go fucking figure.

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      @munin [always has been.jpeg]

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      • rusty__shackleford@mastodon.socialR rusty__shackleford@mastodon.social

        @munin @da_667

        Yeah, that's not how you spell time, actually, that's not even unicode.

        Whole thing was AI generated.

        virtulis@loud.computerV This user is from outside of this forum
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        @rusty__shackleford @munin @da_667 truly the stupidest Timmline possible

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        • rusty__shackleford@mastodon.socialR rusty__shackleford@mastodon.social

          @munin @da_667

          Yeah, that's not how you spell time, actually, that's not even unicode.

          Whole thing was AI generated.

          goncalor@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
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          @rusty__shackleford @munin also, did you notice that time moves forward as release numbers decrease? Wtf...

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          • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

            People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

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            Components of the GitHub flow - Training

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            (learn.microsoft.com)

            So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

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            @munin probably someone didn't save the Visio diagram as a Visio document and just shat out the .jpg so they can't just edit it.
            Or they're so tight fisted that it's an internal licensing issue.

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            • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

              People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

              Link Preview Image
              Components of the GitHub flow - Training

              Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow

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              (learn.microsoft.com)

              So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

              paco@infosec.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
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              @munin CI/CD: continuous intelligence, continuous degradation

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              • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

                People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

                Link Preview Image
                Components of the GitHub flow - Training

                Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow

                favicon

                (learn.microsoft.com)

                So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

                lemgandi@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                @munin This looks suspiciously like an AI error.

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                • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

                  oh dear fucking gods it's been there since at least fucking December.

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                  @munin 9 months
                  https://github.com/MicrosoftDocs/learn/blob/main/learn-pr/github/introduction-to-github/media/2-git-flow-image.png

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                  • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

                    People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

                    Link Preview Image
                    Components of the GitHub flow - Training

                    Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow

                    favicon

                    (learn.microsoft.com)

                    So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

                    aleciabatson@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @munin I love the English language! Ever-evolving with so many new verbs and terms. (Now, with slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly begin to employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as

                    morg / mɔrg /
                    verb
                    a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon merge.

                    To use it in an example:
                    *After the changes were shipped, they published just before the failover and morged the live which resulted in the 2:12AM outage for the on call.*

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                    • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

                      People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

                      Link Preview Image
                      Components of the GitHub flow - Training

                      Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow

                      favicon

                      (learn.microsoft.com)

                      So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

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                      pseudonym@mastodon.online
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                      #26

                      @munin

                      "It's morging time!"

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