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  3. People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

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  • moar_powah@mstdn.socialM moar_powah@mstdn.social

    @munin Ha! I saw the flow chart and read the typo. didn't know it was from an official document.

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    #11

    @moar_powah

    there are multiple issues with the chart, with the garbled text being only the most obvious bit.

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    • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

      People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

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      So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

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      @munin a colleague of mine played around with the copilot built into PowerPoint to spice up her slides.

      Turns out instead of giving you some objects you can then manipulate into what you really want, it just gives you an image.

      Which is how you get shit like this - instead of being able to just edit the text, you’d have to completely recreate the whole thing by hand.

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      • tindrasgrove@infosec.exchangeT tindrasgrove@infosec.exchange

        @munin a colleague of mine played around with the copilot built into PowerPoint to spice up her slides.

        Turns out instead of giving you some objects you can then manipulate into what you really want, it just gives you an image.

        Which is how you get shit like this - instead of being able to just edit the text, you’d have to completely recreate the whole thing by hand.

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        #13

        @TindrasGrove

        so literally worse than useless.

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        • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

          @TindrasGrove

          so literally worse than useless.

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          #14

          @munin yuppppp

          I’m reminded of the person who a couple weeks ago figured out that just clicking “go away” to all the copilots was taking up a measurable amount of time. So doing things the same way they always did was taking longer. (And no time savings by using the tools because they can’t effectively do those tasks)

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          • da_667@infosec.exchangeD da_667@infosec.exchange

            @rusty__shackleford @munin

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            @da_667 @munin

            Pwease impwement our neUwU major featue~

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            • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

              People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

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              Components of the GitHub flow - Training

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              So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

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              #16

              @munin its pretty much https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/ ran through a slop machine.

              I knew the graphics looked familiar.

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              • algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.clubA algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.club

                @munin its pretty much https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/ ran through a slop machine.

                I knew the graphics looked familiar.

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                @algernon

                lol, so it's plagiarism too?

                go fucking figure.

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                • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

                  @algernon

                  lol, so it's plagiarism too?

                  go fucking figure.

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                  @munin [always has been.jpeg]

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                  • rusty__shackleford@mastodon.socialR rusty__shackleford@mastodon.social

                    @munin @da_667

                    Yeah, that's not how you spell time, actually, that's not even unicode.

                    Whole thing was AI generated.

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                    @rusty__shackleford @munin @da_667 truly the stupidest Timmline possible

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                    • rusty__shackleford@mastodon.socialR rusty__shackleford@mastodon.social

                      @munin @da_667

                      Yeah, that's not how you spell time, actually, that's not even unicode.

                      Whole thing was AI generated.

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                      @rusty__shackleford @munin also, did you notice that time moves forward as release numbers decrease? Wtf...

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                      • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

                        People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

                        Link Preview Image
                        Components of the GitHub flow - Training

                        Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow

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                        So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

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                        #21

                        @munin probably someone didn't save the Visio diagram as a Visio document and just shat out the .jpg so they can't just edit it.
                        Or they're so tight fisted that it's an internal licensing issue.

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                        • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

                          People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

                          Link Preview Image
                          Components of the GitHub flow - Training

                          Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow

                          favicon

                          (learn.microsoft.com)

                          So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

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                          #22

                          @munin CI/CD: continuous intelligence, continuous degradation

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                          • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

                            People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

                            Link Preview Image
                            Components of the GitHub flow - Training

                            Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow

                            favicon

                            (learn.microsoft.com)

                            So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

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                            @munin This looks suspiciously like an AI error.

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                            • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

                              oh dear fucking gods it's been there since at least fucking December.

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                              @munin 9 months
                              https://github.com/MicrosoftDocs/learn/blob/main/learn-pr/github/introduction-to-github/media/2-git-flow-image.png

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                              • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

                                People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

                                Link Preview Image
                                Components of the GitHub flow - Training

                                Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow

                                favicon

                                (learn.microsoft.com)

                                So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

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                                @munin I love the English language! Ever-evolving with so many new verbs and terms. (Now, with slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly begin to employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as

                                morg / mɔrg /
                                verb
                                a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon merge.

                                To use it in an example:
                                *After the changes were shipped, they published just before the failover and morged the live which resulted in the 2:12AM outage for the on call.*

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                                • munin@infosec.exchangeM munin@infosec.exchange

                                  People have been memeing about this part of a flowchart from this microsoft blog about some bullshit github feature all day and it's still up at the time of posting.

                                  Link Preview Image
                                  Components of the GitHub flow - Training

                                  Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow

                                  favicon

                                  (learn.microsoft.com)

                                  So evidently nobody at microsoft has figured out how to fucking edit an image at this point.

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                                  #26

                                  @munin

                                  "It's morging time!"

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