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A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it.

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  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

    A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

    Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

    Do you go big? Or do you go small?

    How will you spend your week?

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    i think movie logic is split on whether your clothes also shrink or grow unfortunately. smaller at least means you won't be carefully stepping around tabloid reporters all day.

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    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

      A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

      Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

      Do you go big? Or do you go small?

      How will you spend your week?

      joschtl@karlsruhe-social.deJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      #156

      @futurebird Small, hands down. Of course it is a lot more dangerous in case I encounter pets, spiders or whatever. Probably I can't go out, and finding food and water won't be easy – but a cube of sugar would be enough for the week. On the plus side, I'd be quite strong.
      I think large is worse. I'd need 1.000.000 times as much food (2.000 tons of water a day!), I'd have an awfully hard time getting around (being very, very weak) – and e.g. powerlines would still be deadly, probably.

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      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

        A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

        Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

        Do you go big? Or do you go small?

        How will you spend your week?

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        #157

        @futurebird

        I'd have to go larger because I am already quite scared of insects and similar. If I met them when being that small - nope!!

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        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

          A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

          Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

          Do you go big? Or do you go small?

          How will you spend your week?

          tokensane@mastodon.me.ukT This user is from outside of this forum
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          #158

          @futurebird Cold War in a Country Garden.

          I came across this as a kid and loved it.
          https://schlock-value.com/2014/08/17/cold-war-in-a-country-garden/

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          • tokensane@mastodon.me.ukT tokensane@mastodon.me.uk

            @futurebird Cold War in a Country Garden.

            I came across this as a kid and loved it.
            https://schlock-value.com/2014/08/17/cold-war-in-a-country-garden/

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            @tokensane

            Are the ants communist?

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            • petraphoenix@beige.partyP petraphoenix@beige.party

              @futurebird

              I'd have to go larger because I am already quite scared of insects and similar. If I met them when being that small - nope!!

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              @PetraPhoenix

              If you go large people will seem like insects. Squirrels will seem like mites!

              SO IDK. maybe small is better.

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              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                How will you spend your week?

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                @futurebird

                Smaller! So I can be Ant Tifa 😂😂😂😂

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                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                  @PetraPhoenix

                  If you go large people will seem like insects. Squirrels will seem like mites!

                  SO IDK. maybe small is better.

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                  #162

                  @futurebird

                  But they won't look like insects! The problem is reading sci-fi stories as a kid where the aliens were bug (generic use rather than scientific) shaped.

                  The thought of meeting an insect the same size as me just chills me to my bones

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                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                    @tokensane

                    Are the ants communist?

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                    #163

                    @futurebird IIRC they were just ants. The entomology seemed pretty well researched. Early on the protagonist mcgyvered a crossbow out of disassembled insects, with nettle and later wasp venom for stopping power.

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                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                      @tokensane

                      Are the ants communist?

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                      #164

                      @futurebird The Cold War bit came later: they get sent on a secret mission to find out what the Russian miniaturisation programme is up to.

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                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                        Imagine eating single part of a raspberry like an apple!

                        Having a slice of boba with a tiny dot of whipped cream on it!

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                        @futurebird yeah, I was going to say gorging on little wild strawberries

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                        • akamran@indieweb.socialA akamran@indieweb.social

                          @SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @futurebird nah, you'd be in the next country or out to sea by the time they got their shit together. I've seen lots of monster movies, I'm pretty sure I could wreak a LOT of havoc before they put me down!

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                          @akamran @SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @futurebird Especially when you consider, in the old #Godzilla movies, the military frequently **lost track of Godzilla** ... while he was ashore!! 😲

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                          • joejoetom@famichiki.jpJ joejoetom@famichiki.jp

                            @akamran @SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @futurebird Especially when you consider, in the old #Godzilla movies, the military frequently **lost track of Godzilla** ... while he was ashore!! 😲

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                            @joejoetom @SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @futurebird right?! Like, kaiju don't exactly have a stealth mode!

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                              Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                              Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                              How will you spend your week?

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                              #168

                              @futurebird I read The Men in the Walls by William Tenn. I'll be alright as a 2 cm miniature, on the condition I retain the same number of brain cells (I read Fantastic Voyage by Isaac Asimov as well 😬).

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                              • gbargoud@masto.nycG gbargoud@masto.nyc

                                @futurebird

                                I'd build a nice little lego house and go small

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                                @gbargoud @futurebird Aha! I would spend the week before shrinking building a sort of Lego wonderland with cool architecture, slides, battery powered vehicles, etc. 👍

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                                • cstanhope@social.coopC cstanhope@social.coop

                                  @futurebird I'm trying to figure out what my calorie and water requirements will be at the different sizes. I mean, assuming I can even digest matter made from "normal" sized stuff... Like if I'm small, can I even drink water? Would my body be able to make use of the 100 time too large molecules? 😰

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                                  @cstanhope @futurebird This exact thing has always troubled me about being shrink-rayed!

                                  That, and whether my own body's molecules would be shrunk, or are some percentage of them disappeared while I'm getting shrunk, and then how do I get them back (and in the right location) when I'm unshrunk?

                                  I've been considering these difficulties since way back to "Fantastic Voyage" (1966).

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                                  • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                    A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                    Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                    Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                    How will you spend your week?

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                                    @futurebird

                                    I'll commission my dream home at 1/100th scale and have the best stay-cation ever.

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                      Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                      Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                      How will you spend your week?

                                      bodling@deacon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #172

                                      @futurebird So, So Many Cat People in the comments!

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                                      • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                        A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                        Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                        Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                        How will you spend your week?

                                        pthane@toot.walesP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #173

                                        @futurebird Larger definitely. I have a list of people to stomp on.

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                                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                          A mad scientist has a shrink/grow ray and you will be hit with it. You will either be 100 times larger (200 m tall) or 100 times smaller (2 cm tall) for one week.

                                          Because of movie logic you will not die or suffer any huge health impacts, but you must make it through the week.

                                          Do you go big? Or do you go small?

                                          How will you spend your week?

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                                          #174

                                          @futurebird I have a cat. There's only one answer here that doesn't result in immediate death.

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