My hobby: randomly blaming Lennart Poettering for any Linux problems I have, regardless of systemd proximity.

[ryanc@infosec.exchange]

My hobby: randomly blaming Lennart Poettering for any Linux problems I have, regardless of systemd proximity.

[eviloatmeal@ak.angelstrapped.com]

@ryanc Saw two girls at the store the other day asking chatgpt what cheese is supposed to go in lasagna, and frankly I think Poettering needs to stop this nonsense.

[yadt@tech.lgbt]

@ryanc

My new hobby: proving you right

[waltman@hachyderm.io]

@ryanc @xabean Are there still Linux problems which are *not* proximate to systemd anymore?

[david_chisnall@infosec.exchange]

@waltman @ryanc @xabean

Some are caused by his other projects.

I think he’s probably responsible for more people switching to FreeBSD than any other individual.

[bruce@darkmoon.social]

@ryanc
Why stop there? It's probably his fault when a stop light malfunctions and creates a traffic jam that makes you late to work.

[boffbowsh@mastodon.me.uk]

@ryanc isn’t that Fedi’s collective hobby?

[moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org]

@david_chisnall @waltman @ryanc @xabean
Counting the days until the people who make "disable Windows 11 AI"-scripts produce their own NetBSD distro with preloaded Wine.
(packages an older version of Wine, but was the first OS that said no to slopcode)

[charlotte@akko.chir.rs]

@ryanc is lennart poettering the todd howard of linux?

[spitfire@mastodon.de]

@ryanc likewise. and I always raise my fist in anger while yelling "poetteriiiing!!" like some saturday morning cartoon villian

[bruce@darkmoon.social]

@ryanc

Narrator: the traffic light controller runs embedded Linux and uses systemd

[jbaggs@infosec.exchange]

@ryanc I need to print up a "Lennart Poettering broke my car" T shirt.

[scy@chaos.social]

@ryanc So, bullying. Your hobby is bullying.

[ryanc@infosec.exchange]

@scy You clearly have a very different definition of "bullying" than I do.

[vonxylofon@witter.cz]

@david_chisnall @waltman @ryanc @xabean The Thomas Midgley of Linux.

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@ryanc ::likes and subscribes::

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@ryanc Today I learned how to deal with userland services in a system on sysvinit (or anything init really) because screw all that.

I can still say it's Poettering's fault because guess why I'm having to switch to sysvinit? It wasn't just because I randomly wanted to see what it would be like...

[jbc@mathstodon.xyz]

@ryanc Truly the Theresa May of GNU/Linux

[dianea@lgbtqia.space]

@ryanc

SystemD gave my cat fleas

[ryanc@infosec.exchange]

@vonxylofon @david_chisnall @waltman @xabean that is an incredible burn