Personal Jesus implies Enterprise Jesus

[thefeiter@chaos.social]

@cinebox Jesus Vista

[cat@social.lol]

@lritter @cinebox but.. “Jesus: millennium edition” is RIGHT THERE!

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@cat @cinebox much like win ME itself, diminishing returns

[mlle@infosec.exchange]

@FenTiger in German, we don‘t say license fee, we say Kirchensteuer.
@cinebox

[franz_e@libori.social]

@Tooden @simon @cinebox To be fair, everything is an app.

[ordradical@beige.party]

@cinebox
Jesus Pro 2025

[hllizi@hespere.de]

@cinebox Superjesus (there actually is/was a band by that name btw), Microjesus, Jesus says "no"

[0xc01dc0ffee@bytearray.eu]

@cinebox Jesus Pro (30 day trial)

[thomasweibel@swiss.social]

@cinebox ...the latter of which is generally referred to as "church".

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@fiee @cinebox as i was saying,

[cdonat@hostsharing.coop]

@cinebox

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[cdonat@hostsharing.coop]

@mlle @FenTiger @cinebox

There's a huge tax on absolutely anything in Germany.

[docbohn@techhub.social]

@cinebox Savior as a Service

[la_li_lu_le_lo@techhub.social]

@cinebox Military Grade Jesus? 🪖

[arclight@oldbytes.space]

@cinebox Freemium Jesus

[mdhughes@appdot.net]

@cinebox After you nail him up, you get Open Sores Jesus.

[becomingwisest@hachyderm.io]

@cinebox @IrrationalMethod
Depeche Mode - Violator

Depeche Median - Consent
Space in My Eyes
Sourest Perfection
Enterprise Jesus
Horns
Waiting for the Day
Enjoy the Noise
Policy of Lies
Blue Jeans
Dirty

[wooshell@chaosfurs.social]

@cinebox You probably want a high-availability Jesus Cluster in your Faith Center..

[cinebox@masto.hackers.town]

@WooShell I hear he had a 3-day long outage once, so you really want a few spares running

[franz_e@libori.social]

@fiee @Tooden @simon @cinebox That would mean that Jesus is a Unix OS.