Personal Jesus implies Enterprise Jesus

[angelapreston@toot.cat]

@cinebox Like @SonOfManagement ?

[franz_e@libori.social]

@cinebox What about the Jesus version released as public domain?

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@cinebox why is anyone in the replies trying to outmatch these two posts? it cannot be done

[franz_e@libori.social]

@simon @cinebox Some people say so.

[pyromuffin@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@cinebox jesus community edition.

[thefeiter@chaos.social]

@cinebox Jesus Vista

[cat@social.lol]

@lritter @cinebox but.. “Jesus: millennium edition” is RIGHT THERE!

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@cat @cinebox much like win ME itself, diminishing returns

[mlle@infosec.exchange]

@FenTiger in German, we don‘t say license fee, we say Kirchensteuer.
@cinebox

[franz_e@libori.social]

@Tooden @simon @cinebox To be fair, everything is an app.

[ordradical@beige.party]

@cinebox
Jesus Pro 2025

[hllizi@hespere.de]

@cinebox Superjesus (there actually is/was a band by that name btw), Microjesus, Jesus says "no"

[0xc01dc0ffee@bytearray.eu]

@cinebox Jesus Pro (30 day trial)

[thomasweibel@swiss.social]

@cinebox ...the latter of which is generally referred to as "church".

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@fiee @cinebox as i was saying,

[cdonat@hostsharing.coop]

@cinebox

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[cdonat@hostsharing.coop]

@mlle @FenTiger @cinebox

There's a huge tax on absolutely anything in Germany.

[docbohn@techhub.social]

@cinebox Savior as a Service

[la_li_lu_le_lo@techhub.social]

@cinebox Military Grade Jesus? 🪖

[arclight@oldbytes.space]

@cinebox Freemium Jesus