“software can’t just ignore laws it doesn’t like” it literally can.

[cygnathreadbare@retro.pizza]

@zzt “software can’t just ignore laws it doesn’t like”
The entire industry is now betting everything on software that only (and barely) works if you act as if licenses and copyright laws don't really matter if your investors are big enough.

[f4grx@chaos.social]

@zzt I wish I could display your message EVERYWHERE on the internet

[benjistokman@mast.benstokman.me]

@zzt @MrBerard no it's not. There's no verification. It's a column in a DB.

[zzt@mas.to]

@benjistokman @MrBerard did your loser ass miss my post about this https://mas.to/@zzt/116422074191875052 or were you just too busy capitulating to fascism to fucking read?

[bstacey@icosahedron.website]

@zzt Strangely, no government wants to pass a law that says an OS has the *option* of offering an age attestation prompt at account creation, that websites and apps have the *option* of requesting an age-bracket signal, and that in any suit involving alleged harms to a minor, it is an affirmative defense on the part of the app/site that they received a signal indicating the user to be an adult. I mean, I can still see ways that could be bad, but it would push the whole deal a lot closer to workable and constitutional. (Like how we do movie ratings. They're not required by law and can't be.)

[zzt@mas.to]

“it’s just a column in a database, aren’t you being dramatic” thanks fucker, believe it or not I know how software works and I know perfectly well the type of horrid crap we can build on top of a simple backend if it’s encapsulated in the right type of system

[chiraag@mastodon.online]

@zzt Genuine question: who uses systemd-userdbd? Because that's where this is implemented. Debian for sure doesn't use it by default (unless I missed something).

[zzt@mas.to]

@chiraag gentoo, arch, everything else that uses logind including debian if you configure it to do so https://github.com/systemd/systemd/issues/15175

genuine answer though: you’re missing the point by a mile

[jwz@mastodon.social]

@zzt "It's just a column in a database" is also a great rebuttal to any commentary about the Federal Reserve.

[zzt@mas.to]

@jwz I’m trying hard to not bring up the prison industrial complex or IBM’s role in automating concentration camps but shit these assholes really need the reminder

[pixelrobot@neopaquita.es]

@zzt Relax, man. It's just a numerical identifier in a database. It's harmless.

Edwin Black: Infamous Auschwitz Tattoo Began as an IBM Number

[Edwin Black is the New York Times bestselling and award-winning author of IBM and the Holocaust, and the forthcoming book, The Plan--How to Save America the Day after the Oil Stops— or Perhaps the Day Before (Dialog Press, September 2008). This essay was adapted from a 2001 article which originally appeared in the Village Voice and syndicated thereafter, which received the award for Best Investigative Article of the Year by American Society of Journalists and Authors.] In August 1943, a t

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[perigee@rage.love]

@losttourist @zzt @MrBerard "just accept this tiny fragment of shit in your cereal. I promise you'll hardly taste it" (later, having accepted the shit) "now that we've established you'll accept a little shit, all your meals will consist of 50% shit as a cost containment strategy".

[perigee@rage.love]

@PixelRobot @zzt I'm sure it won't turn into something devastating later. That never happens in exploitative capitalism. </s>

[zzt@mas.to]

@perigee @PixelRobot the only time we can push back on something bad is when it’s far, far too late

[sinvega@mas.to]

@zzt "it's just a little x, it's just one y"

IT IS NEVER "Just" ANYTHING IF IT IS MORE THAN NOTHING. FUCK YOU.

[zzt@mas.to]

“it’s just a column in a database” said presumably a full grown adult whose ability to live under capitalism is a column in their bank’s database

[anthk@neopaquita.es]

@zzt @MrBerard Good luck enforcing that to retrosystems such
as FreeDOS and Minix, or ITS. You can access to these services right now even
over telnet.

[zzt@mas.to]

@anthk @MrBerard I can tell you’re not into retrocomputing because you haven’t watched collector fuckers snatch up all the hardware that’s worth a damn, but also lol @ telnetting into sdf and fucking around in emacs being the solution to uhhhh any of it

[cap_ybarra@beige.party]

@zzt tbqh i'm surprised they are actually implementing the field instead of just asking an llm to guess my age and then never bothering to check if it works

[davidgerard@mas.to]

@zzt @anthk @MrBerard this guy is only allowed to use mastodon via ITS from now on