LMAO, while out walking the lake with my girlfriend, some neckbeard commented on the "soy boy" to his friends while pointing at me 💁🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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@alice First of all, what a loser.
Second, why do those chodes always try to make awesome things sound bad? Like, soy is genuinely delicious AND good for you. Being a soyboy or -girl is rad as hell. Or "social justice warrior." Yes! Fuck yes I would like to fight in the name of social justice, that sounds dope!
Now I'm hungry for tofu.
@Legit_Spaghetti @alice lol Shaolin monks are vegetarian and probably eat tofu everyday.
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@Tooden I've always been a run towards the fight kind of person (which is probably why I've been in so many fights), but my girlfriend is definitely *not*, and much as I would like to lay into bigots and homophobes, I think it would hurt her opinion of me more than it would help the situation to teach some asshat a lesson
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I've seen pictures and "soy boy" does not come to mind. Typical incel neck beard fail. (Not assuming or suggesting any kind of gender, just my opinion, take it for what it is worth [which isn't much]).@Darkasvim if I could look like this or that chud, I'll take the soy, thank you.
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@alice We've always had Nazis. They've been outnumbered so badly they mostly keep quiet but with everything starting to fall down for MAGA I think they're lashing out again. (I've seen a pattern of it getting more aggressive whenever things look really good OR really bad for the shitstain.)
@moira yeah. The only thing more pathetic than a fascist is an emboldened incel fascist.
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@Darkasvim if I could look like this or that chud, I'll take the soy, thank you.
@alice @Darkasvim I consume a vast amount of soy. I look nothing like that. Am I doing something wrong? /s
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@alice @Darkasvim I consume a vast amount of soy. I look nothing like that. Am I doing something wrong? /s
@low have you tried it in chicken-textured nugget form? I've heard it makes it more potent.
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@low have you tried it in chicken-textured nugget form? I've heard it makes it more potent.
@alice
Everything, even the dinosaur nugget form and they were strong, right? -
@Legit_Spaghetti @alice lol Shaolin monks are vegetarian and probably eat tofu everyday.
@irene @Legit_Spaghetti @alice soy makes you strong! strength crushes fascists! SOY!
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@low have you tried it in chicken-textured nugget form? I've heard it makes it more potent.
@alice @low @Darkasvim why only chicken-textured-nuggets when you could have non-avian-dinosaur-textured-nuggets?
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@alice my internal monologue sings this song during times like that
@autolycos Winnie-the-Pooh wasn't very good at riddles, but he did make a decent Taoist.
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@alice First of all, what a loser.
Second, why do those chodes always try to make awesome things sound bad? Like, soy is genuinely delicious AND good for you. Being a soyboy or -girl is rad as hell. Or "social justice warrior." Yes! Fuck yes I would like to fight in the name of social justice, that sounds dope!
Now I'm hungry for tofu.
@alice
That is wrong and then wrong some more.
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@alice @low @Darkasvim why only chicken-textured-nuggets when you could have non-avian-dinosaur-textured-nuggets?
@enbypirate no one said *only*—the nuggier the better.
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@alice First of all, what a loser.
Second, why do those chodes always try to make awesome things sound bad? Like, soy is genuinely delicious AND good for you. Being a soyboy or -girl is rad as hell. Or "social justice warrior." Yes! Fuck yes I would like to fight in the name of social justice, that sounds dope!
Now I'm hungry for tofu.
@Legit_Spaghetti @alice agree. There's a funny irony to it all as well.
Take "snowflake" for example. Literal snowflakes are beautiful and magical things, as is being sensitive and kind in a brutal world. So it feels like it should be said in a complementary way.
So to use snowflake as a pejorative to me feels so strange for that reason, but also because it exposes the user's inherent weakness and their own sensitivity at just leaving other people alone and not letting it affect them.
Making them kinda fit their own description of "snowflake".
But I'm just a woke soyboy beta cuck what would I know.
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@Darkasvim if I could look like this or that chud, I'll take the soy, thank you.
@alice
Maybe you took my comment wrong or I didn't covey it adequately but that is what I was trying to get across. I agree
. The neck beard had no idea what they were talking about. 
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LMAO, while out walking the lake with my girlfriend, some neckbeard commented on the "soy boy" to his friends while pointing at me
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️First, "soy boy"? What fucking year is this??
Second, Seattle, I have higher expectations of you; if this were Idaho, I'd expect shitweasel sightings out by the lake.
Third, I did have sushi for lunch *and* dinner today, so I suppose I am pretty full of soy sauce right now
️@alice on that topic: where does the term soy boy come from anyway?
Is it because eating meat is considered being manly (by those kinds of people) or is it because of the phytoestrogen in soy?
(or something else?)If it was the phytoestrogen, it would be funny, because beer contains that too (I think more, or stronger ones) and those people probably drink a lot of it
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@Darkasvim if I could look like this or that chud, I'll take the soy, thank you.
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LMAO, while out walking the lake with my girlfriend, some neckbeard commented on the "soy boy" to his friends while pointing at me
️️First, "soy boy"? What fucking year is this??
Second, Seattle, I have higher expectations of you; if this were Idaho, I'd expect shitweasel sightings out by the lake.
Third, I did have sushi for lunch *and* dinner today, so I suppose I am pretty full of soy sauce right now
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@alice First of all, what a loser.
Second, why do those chodes always try to make awesome things sound bad? Like, soy is genuinely delicious AND good for you. Being a soyboy or -girl is rad as hell. Or "social justice warrior." Yes! Fuck yes I would like to fight in the name of social justice, that sounds dope!
Now I'm hungry for tofu.
@Legit_Spaghetti @alice it also amuses me because white people seem to not understand that tofu is like cheese for lactose-intolerant Asians. Like we deep fry it, we ferment it, we make it stinky, we put it in soups, etc. so I guess he called you cheese boy and ok..?
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LMAO, while out walking the lake with my girlfriend, some neckbeard commented on the "soy boy" to his friends while pointing at me
️️First, "soy boy"? What fucking year is this??
Second, Seattle, I have higher expectations of you; if this were Idaho, I'd expect shitweasel sightings out by the lake.
Third, I did have sushi for lunch *and* dinner today, so I suppose I am pretty full of soy sauce right now
️@alice I used to follow this vegan advocate (he was very kind and progressive) on YouTube who sold merch which was a shirt that said "Soy Boy" on it, and tbh the fact that he would wear that in basically every single one of his videos has made it impossible for me to see that world with a negative connotation anymore.
I suppose it doesn't help he was one of my first realizations that I might be attracted to (less overly masculine) men, back when I was like 16.
(Hmm, I wonder if I should see what he's up to now?)
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LMAO, while out walking the lake with my girlfriend, some neckbeard commented on the "soy boy" to his friends while pointing at me
️️First, "soy boy"? What fucking year is this??
Second, Seattle, I have higher expectations of you; if this were Idaho, I'd expect shitweasel sightings out by the lake.
Third, I did have sushi for lunch *and* dinner today, so I suppose I am pretty full of soy sauce right now
️@alice I find after reading a story like this, I like to watch the video of two drunken thugs pick a fight with two people in drag, unfortunately for the thugs, the people in drag are cage fighters on a night out. Instant karma.
